Now that I have a Conference license, not only do I expect to get into Alty games for free for life, I also have a list of equipment that I demand the club furnish me with forthwith, in order for me to continue to provide the completely unrequested (and initially, I imagine, unlawful) service I have been providing for the past season and a half:
Nikon D4 x3
New Nikon 70-200mm f/2.8 lens
Nikon 400mm f/2.8 lens
Nikon 17-35mm f/2.8 lens
Mac Book Pro with Lightroom, Photo Mechanic and Photoshop
Free Wi-Fi, of course
A number of body-moulded dugout positions at various places around the pitch
This should come to around £30k. All this talk of £10k to finish the community hall is clearly a case of focusing (pun intended) on the wrong priorities.
I jest, of course. As long as I am privileged enough to be in possession of a Conference license, I will use it to get in free and pitch side at as many clubs as possible, however I will always be a paying customer at Moss Lane.