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[TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe]

(1) Steve King IPA:

Made with unreliable hops from the South of England, this doesn't travel well and is expensive to keep in prime condition.

However, this brew is guaranteed to go down well and leave a very bitter aftertaste.


(2) Mike Connett Stout:

Notable for its trademark huge and frothy head, this beer actually changes colours, starting in the black and then ending up in the red.

An extremely expensive vintage that is best served on yachts in a marina or as an ideal accompaniment to Italian food whilst gazing at some exotic concrete works.


(3) Jim Rushe Lager:

A gassy and tasteless concoction that has ideas above its station and ultimately fails to deliver what it initially promised it would.

Then when you take the bottle back to the brewery, they refuse to pay back your deposit.

Tends to induce severe hangovers.

[Mick]

Simply brilliant...........can someone who is registered on Voice of the Vics get this on there

[SW]

Not forgetting Walrus Ordinary Bitter a basic bitter brew, with a distict aftertaste of sour grapes. Loses flavour rapidly after the first sip.