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[Frosty]

...the hippos on stanny park have gone after 20 years!!!!!!

[altrincham]

no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

[harv]

what are you going to ride instead!!!!!

[Frosty]

well the elephant went years ago.......so my options are rather limited :-)

[Jezza]

It's to do with health and safety...apparently you could injure yourself trying to sh*g one after a night in the Bridge....


...oh and they offend the botswana redskin pygmy tribe of katmandu for whom the hippo is scared and a hippo with "I was sh&gged in a drunken orgy" graffittied on it's backside is grounds for a holy fatwah.

[The Fan]

Any news on the croc?

Has he survived the cull?

[Butty]

i think the croc was there and i think the frogs have gone. or the other way round im not sure

[Frosty]

I can confirm that the croc and the frog survived the cull and are currently undergoing a facelift........updates to appear here at a later date

[Frosty]

i now have the unfortunate job to report there are two 'youths' fondling each other in the old dog fouling area in stanny park.

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

When I was that age I was playing top trumps!

[The Fan]

And doing BMX "stunts" in the "swimming pool" (minus water of course).

Why is the council anti-hippo and pro-croc?

[thegazelle]

don't want to be pedantic but isnt it stammy park.

bizarre antics shagging a hippo has any one other than me been swimming in the duck pond?

i was very drunk

[Butty]

i now have the unfortunate job to report there are two 'youths' fondling each other in the old dog fouling area in stanny park.

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

When I was that age I was playing top trumps!

whoops look like someone caught me

[lukealty12]

...the hippos on stanny park have gone after 20 years!!!!!!

Sorry i had to point out its stammy

[Unemployed Coalminer]

And doing BMX "stunts" in the "swimming pool" (minus water of course).

Why is the council anti-hippo and pro-croc?

Is that paddling pool still there? I once spent a night in Altrincham General after doing cycle speedway round it and cracking my head.

[Frosty]

The paddling pool is indeed still there but there be no paddling in it these days.

Stammy park? Ridiculous!