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« Reply #75 on: April 24, 2021, 12:46:35 PM »

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« Reply #76 on: April 24, 2021, 02:04:37 PM »

The subtitles are hysterical.
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« Reply #77 on: April 24, 2021, 02:39:32 PM »

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCBhKs4faI

Someone I know used to work at the UK Border and once did catch an Albanian who presented a falsified British passport.  He was detained and subsequently removed from the UK.  They were alerted to him initially because of the name on the document which was David Blunkett (the Home Secretary at the time).  A rare gift from a forger with a wicked sense of humour.

Another time whilst working on the non-EU desk a passenger approached his desk and presented what he immediately recognised to be a Polish (EU) passport.  Without any further ado my friend informed the passenger that he was in the wrong queue and was he not aware that Poland was in the European Union to which the passenger replied he certainly did know for sure.  The passenger's name when the passport was opened was Lech Walesa (former president of Poland). Oooops!
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« Reply #78 on: April 25, 2021, 04:15:04 AM »


Excerpts from Jordan Hulme's recent disciplinary hearing:


IN THE MATTER OF A FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION INDEPENDENT REGULATORY COMMISSION BETWEEN: THE FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION and MR JORDAN HULME; AFC FYLDE.


WRITTEN REASONS AND DECISION OF THE INDEPENDENT REGULATORY COMMISSION FOLLOWING THE HEARING ON 1 APRIL 2021



The Facts


7. Mr. Hulme signed for AFC Fylde in or around October 2020. Prior to that he was contracted to Altrincham FC and, before that Salford City FC. He started his career as a Non-League Player and has played at various clubs from the age of 18.


8. Mr. Hulme has not received any training in social media usage or best practice. He has 3,826 followers on his official UK Instagram account. This is a public account which is open to anyone to follow him and view the content that appears on his Instagram page and story board.


9. On 7 January 2021 he published an Instagram story on his Instagram account. This post was a screen shot of a newspaper article displaying the headline: “Wu Joking?” along with the comments: “Wuhan mocks UK’s Covid hell, vows to hold more parties and tells Brits to ‘get used to it’”. Below the screen shot of the newspaper article, Mr. Hulme added the comment: “Bat eating freaks” along with an emoji of a bat and a further emoji of someone being sick. The post deleted automatically after 24 hours.


10. Mr. Hulme’s girlfriend had contracted the virus over the Christmas period. They had hosted their family, including elderly grandparents. Two days after Christmas his girlfriend’s symptoms began, and after this, others in the family quickly became infected. His grandfather suffers with poor health and there was concern that if he contracted the virus he may not survive. Thankfully, this was not the case. However, it was during this stressful time, and whilst awaiting the results of his grandfather’s Covid test that he posted the article and the comments. Given the health risks to his family member, to which he had been looking into the Covid 19 virus online, there were a number of ‘sponsored posts’ which had started to appear on his Instagram feed. He stated that the post was directed at the cause of the outbreak and the people that had chosen to eat bats.


Conclusion 36.


The Regulatory Commission came to the unanimous decision, having carefully considered the relevant factors, and have imposed the following sanction;


(i) He is suspended from all domestic club football with immediate effect until such time as the Club with which he is registered have completed SIX First Team competitive Matches in an approved competition.


(ii) Fined the sum of £900.


(iii) Ordered to attend a mandatory face-to-face education programme the details of which will be provided to the Player by The Football Association. That programme is to be completed within a four month period commencing with the date of the Decision letter dated 1  April 2021. If the Player fails to satisfactorily complete the programme in that period, he will be immediately suspended from all domestic club football until such time as the mandatory programme is so completed. Given the ongoing pandemic if, for any health and safety related reason, the programme cannot be delivered face-to-face within the four months indicated then, with the permission of The Football Association, the programme may be undertaken by means of video-conference and/or there may be a reasonable extension of the time period allowed for completion.


37. He  is ordered to make a contribution towards the costs of the Commission of £450.


To read the full report of the Regulatory Commission, type in 'Hulme' as a search in the Individual Name box:

https://www.thefa.com/football-rules-governance/discipline/written-reasons

Yes. I wondered if it might be something of the sort.

Didn't some of us used to say something similar about Runcorn? I also seem to remember being called an "odd creature", though admittedly I am not a race or nationality (well perhaps a different nationality to most of us, depending on how you define it).

I can also guarantee that many people will react badly to the (potential) loss of grandparents etc. and have myself lost a grandparent in the past year. And perhaps some people will recall a certain Cheshire Senior Cup final between Witton and Woodley Sports at ML.

Well, I can see why they banned him - should that preclude him from coming back to ML? I'll leave that to others. And I repeat, I would welcome footballers from all parts of Asia and any attempts to promote understanding and harmony.
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Re: Hulme
« Reply #79 on: April 25, 2021, 03:16:20 PM »

total madness,I had a ethnic minorty bird in our back garden today
Hope your missus doesn't find out Harold! 😉
Was she a mynah?
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« Reply #80 on: April 25, 2021, 09:16:40 PM »

World's gone mad.

Couldn't agree more. It was a stupid thing to put, but its clip round the ear and no telly for a week.

Absolutely.

Racist if you choose to want it to be so.........most people in the Uk would consider eating bats a bit freaky.....hence people who eat bats may be described as bat eating freaks. It is offensive at worst. Just saying

Agreed  If you ask for a black coffee these days some T**t gets arsed about it.

Racist my @rse! I remember my brother telling me about a social workers meeting he had to attend as he was looking for help for a disabled child, but they spent half the meeting talking about not calling coffee white or black! What a waste of time!
And an ex police cadet threatened with discipline for calling a board that was black a blackboard!

As for Hulme's "Crime..." bad taste (re ppl ill WITH Covid) doesn't make it a gross offense the way the FA seem to think. I doub't any bat-eaters will be complaining!
(Unless there are any cricketers with the munchies!)


Let me guess it was a mate of a mate that told these stories that aren’t  bullsh*t honest.

My brother and a close friend who were there!!!!!!
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« Reply #81 on: April 25, 2021, 09:48:46 PM »

Hugh,

Society is full of odd creatures. None of us are the same. We cremated my father in law this week. As odd as they come but a real privilege to have known him. RIP.
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« Reply #82 on: April 25, 2021, 10:06:45 PM »

Hugh,

Society is full of odd creatures. None of us are the same. We cremated my father in law this week. As odd as they come but a real privilege to have known him. RIP.
I am very sorry to read about your father in law, Cheshire Cat, and my thoughts are with you and the family.
To a certain extent, all of us are odd for supporting a smaller club, and all the better for it.
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« Reply #83 on: April 26, 2021, 12:13:16 PM »

Hugh,

Society is full of odd creatures. None of us are the same. We cremated my father in law this week. As odd as they come but a real privilege to have known him. RIP.
I am very sorry to read about your father in law, Cheshire Cat, and my thoughts are with you and the family.
To a certain extent, all of us are odd for supporting a smaller club, and all the better for it.

There's no such thing g as a normal housing man. There's billions of us and we're all unique. Thankfully.
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