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[harv]

and cellatape dennis' mouth

[lukealty12]

to the new floodlights

[altyf]

which were so good, they blinded the cambridge keeper in the first live alty match on setanta, causing another 5-0 win to the robins, who, quite comically

[penfold]

could have played the match blindfolded

[Butty]

even though they had not

[altyf]

recieved the box of 22 blindfolds in time, which was unfortunate because...

[Altysmiffy]

Crawley were supposed to be paying for them...

[altyf]

and that would have been a bridge too far for them and they would have withdrawn from the league, which was probably going to hapen anyway, if it werent for

[Altysmiffy]

the strange ways of the great God Moules.

[bighairedmike]

with his tin pot 'rules should are rules unless you are southern' sh*te which led to

[altyf]

and of course the infamous bastards, the majeeds, who were also..

[Butty]

sticking their heads up their arses and because they are so sh*te financially paying for the privilage

[Mrs Warbouys]

And then they went to fecking torquay on a tuesday night.

[Jacko]

.......to go to the seaside! but they encountered a strange phonomenen.......

[Narcissist]

.....a strange 3-headed gate keeper who charged 1700 quid a week to pass through devon and dorset for non-league football matches. He was wearing a...............