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[Darren]

tattoo on his chest of

[teasybeaver]

the gazelle doing an impression of...........

[Darren]

Tommy Cooper whilist dancing to the sounds of

[York Alty]

vics players leaving the T**tty club in droves...

[bighairedmike]

which left mike connett severely pissed off and he therefore decided to be even more of a

[tiggeralty]

prat than he is now and decided to..............

[Altysmiffy]

wear a Girl Guide's uniform.

[York Alty]

made out of gnu vomit

[bighairedmike]

and cheese sticks, which surprisingly is the diet of any self respecting M*cc fan who looks down on...

[York Alty]

nothing, as there is nothing lower than a macclescum fan.

[Butty]

apart from possibly a northwich fan, because

[Darren]

they don't just stick to sheep they will try

[bighairedmike]

anything with a pulse and has 3 or four legs

[Darren]

one eye no teeth bad breath and

[bighairedmike]

will only play in goal for vics as he is the w*nkers son