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[AltyTunnelSteward]

I think we fed you the wrong feedline there hence the rather odd but nonetheless politically incorrect and therefore humourous punchline.
My wife's got no nose incidentally.

Go on then Jezza....'How does she smell?

Have split this topic as its worthy of its own! (admin)

[Jezza]

Jamaica

[markecky]

Half past three

[hsmith1]

I have said on other threads that Peter gave good service to Alty,he has moved on lets just wish him luck back at Hyde and leave it at that.Those people who start having a go at him or his wife are only making themselves look silly.

[Alty365]

Fish fingers

[markecky]

"lets go out on bikes"

[Alty365]

Nith Horth!

[Jezza]

And then he said to the chaplains wife..
"I'm terribly sorry, I didn't hear you say organist"

[Toff Apple]

Le......arrrrrr.....r.....d

[markecky]

"arty chokes two for a pound in Tesco's"

[Alty365]

"You know who that is don't you? That's Thaw A Herd!"

[markecky]

"Turner Brown?...thank God for that..I though you said Turn Around!"

[Alty365]

"PING-PONG BALLS? I THOUGHT YOU SAID KING KONG'S BALLS!"

[Alty365]

For Hans that does dishes can be soft as Gervais, with mild scream hairy lip squid.

[Atticus]

Sean Connery - "the reason I do it, Cilla is that the last time I slept with a scouser.........she nicked my wallet "