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[Hamilton]

Can we have a bubble gum machine ?

and one for johnnies please.

What if you're not called Johnnie?

[York Alty]

Can we have a bubble gum machine ?

and one for johnnies please.

What if you're not called Johnnie?

BE CAREFUL.

[altrincham]

Lets hope its not a shell painted in magnolia with a small bar at one end ..... was it Kendal who had a mint social at one end of their ground?

[Hamilton]

Lets hope its not a shell painted in magnolia with a small bar at one end ..... was it Kendal who had a mint social at one end of their ground?

That's them. (the clues are Kendal and Mint!)

[Nom de plume]

I know the answer to that......it's a piece o' cake! 

[Jenga]

Can we have a bubble gum machine ?

This was apparently looked at by the club and was high on the agenda. Unfortunately due to the expected number of users of the machine it was deemed that there would be a high possibility of bubble gum being left on the terracing and it sticking to peoples shoes. As the club also does not currently own a jet washer to remove said bubble gum it was deemed impractical.

May I take this opportunity to thank you for your splendid suggestion however.

Kind regards.

Chief Bubble Gum Assistant.

[wayno]

Can we have a bubble gum machine ?

This was apparently looked at by the club and was high on the agenda. Unfortunately due to the expected number of users of the machine it was deemed that there would be a high possibility of bubble gum being left on the terracing and it sticking to peoples shoes. As the club also does not currently own a jet washer to remove said bubble gum it was deemed impractical.

May I take this opportunity to thank you for your splendid suggestion however.

Kind regards.

Chief Bubble Gum Assistant.

I would like to thank you for your detailed response sir

However I would like to bring to your attention the following observations

1 you state this would be a good earner as lots of interest therfore from the profits we could buy a jet wash .
2 lots of fans wear flip flops has this been taken into account for health and safety ?
Are you also the chief fruit cake officer as well ? As if we can't have a bubble gum machine why not one for fruit cakes ?
We could have all varieties -  broken biscuits,  troubled toffee and malteasers to name a few
3 finally I would very much like to see your swot analysis and 30 60 and  90 day plan around your fiscal outlook on why you will not be pursuing this ..I would prefer this in both pdf and excel please with a pie chart as well

Once again thanks for your response and I look forward to further intellectual exchanges

[bighairedmike]

Can we have a bubble gum machine ?

This was apparently looked at by the club and was high on the agenda. Unfortunately due to the expected number of users of the machine it was deemed that there would be a high possibility of bubble gum being left on the terracing and it sticking to peoples shoes. As the club also does not currently own a jet washer to remove said bubble gum it was deemed impractical.

May I take this opportunity to thank you for your splendid suggestion however.

Kind regards.

Chief Bubble Gum Assistant.

I would like to thank you for your detailed response sir

However I would like to bring to your attention the following observations

1 you state this would be a good earner as lots of interest therfore from the profits we could buy a jet wash .
2 lots of fans wear flip flops has this been taken into account for health and safety ?
Are you also the chief fruit cake officer as well ? As if we can't have a bubble gum machine why not one for fruit cakes ?
We could have all varieties -  broken biscuits,  troubled toffee and malteasers to name a few
3 finally I would very much like to see your swot analysis and 30 60 and  90 day plan around your fiscal outlook on why you will not be pursuing this ..I would prefer this in both pdf and excel please with a pie chart as well

Once again thanks for your response and I look forward to further intellectual exchanges

You overlook the obvious point here. Is it a Pukka Pie chart or a Hollands Pie Chart?

[Alty_best]

Hollands

[Hamilton]

Can we have a bubble gum machine ?

This was apparently looked at by the club and was high on the agenda. Unfortunately due to the expected number of users of the machine it was deemed that there would be a high possibility of bubble gum being left on the terracing and it sticking to peoples shoes. As the club also does not currently own a jet washer to remove said bubble gum it was deemed impractical.

May I take this opportunity to thank you for your splendid suggestion however.

Kind regards.

Chief Bubble Gum Assistant.

I would like to thank you for your detailed response sir

However I would like to bring to your attention the following observations

1 you state this would be a good earner as lots of interest therfore from the profits we could buy a jet wash .
2 lots of fans wear flip flops has this been taken into account for health and safety ?
Are you also the chief fruit cake officer as well ? As if we can't have a bubble gum machine why not one for fruit cakes ?
We could have all varieties -  broken biscuits,  troubled toffee and malteasers to name a few
3 finally I would very much like to see your swot analysis and 30 60 and  90 day plan around your fiscal outlook on why you will not be pursuing this ..I would prefer this in both pdf and excel please with a pie chart as well

Once again thanks for your response and I look forward to further intellectual exchanges

Well, you are what you eat!

[PukkaPieman]

Hollands

That isnt the Wright choice boy

[Alty_best]

It is puka are rubbish

[PukkaPieman]

It is puka are rubbish

I agree about puka, but PUKKA PIES are wonderful but some of the Wrights ones are actually OK. Hollands still over rated and past their sell by date 

[Alty_best]

We will be sticking with wrights for a long time

[PukkaPieman]

The new facilities under the main stand were completed today. I'm sure some pictures will be posted soon by the club. The Community Sports Hall work is on programme as well.

Now is the time to get in touch with the club to make your donation to the Community Sports Hall.