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 Ignore Him - He's harmless

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Scottie

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Ignore Him - He's harmless
« on: January 22, 2014, 10:04:55 PM »

Don't worry about VofD telling you all to Fu@k Off. He sits behind me in the main stand bellyaching his way through a whole match - When he's not there I think I've gone bleedin' deaf - Once he kept chucking his guts up through a match and between every breath shouted ' Bloody Rubbish !' I do love him really but  the whole stand is full of nutters - Her in front of me who is stuck on repeat ' Get back in yer box' and ' Get up yer big tart '. I also sit in front of Brian Flyn in the press box who has appalling wind (from both ends ) but that will wait for another day. Then I go into the bar at half time for some solace and read 'The Daily Telegraph' and some lunatic comes up to me and tells me that 'I have a fine pair of tits ' on me. I don't know this person and I am male. Back to the main stand for the second half and it's peeing down, cold and miserable.  I could go on about this dysfunctional establishment that I call home and seemingly complain. I don't.....because I love it ( even though we lost ) .
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Re: Ignore Him - He's harmless
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2014, 10:25:43 PM »

Let's not use this in the next marketing campaign for the club!  ;)
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Paul Cain's Chip Pan

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Re: Ignore Him - He's harmless
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2014, 10:38:09 PM »

What a funny story! I wonder who got the powerpack?

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Come on Alty!

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Re: Ignore Him - He's harmless
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2014, 10:24:23 AM »

Don't worry about VofD telling you all to Fu@k Off. He sits behind me in the main stand bellyaching his way through a whole match - When he's not there I think I've gone bleedin' deaf - Once he kept chucking his guts up through a match and between every breath shouted ' Bloody Rubbish !' I do love him really but  the whole stand is full of nutters - Her in front of me who is stuck on repeat ' Get back in yer box' and ' Get up yer big tart '. I also sit in front of Brian Flyn in the press box who has appalling wind (from both ends ) but that will wait for another day. Then I go into the bar at half time for some solace and read 'The Daily Telegraph' and some lunatic comes up to me and tells me that 'I have a fine pair of tits ' on me. I don't know this person and I am male. Back to the main stand for the second half and it's peeing down, cold and miserable.  I could go on about this dysfunctional establishment that I call home and seemingly complain. I don't.....because I love it ( even though we lost ) .

Scottie,
Why not go and sit somewhere else in the stand then? ;D ;D
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