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[Ashley Alty]

As a regular stander-near-to-David Birch, he is like this all the time.  Those of us who have to endure this sort of drivel week in and week out try to ignore it to the best of our ability.  However, one person cannot ignore his rantings and that is one Denis Birch, who retaliates, calls it rubbish and almost comes to blows - we spectators can only watch on in amusement 

Seriously, it does get irritating as Dave struts back and forth at as far to the back of the Pop stand as he can which serves to exacerbate his dulcit tones - he does need a zip

[CB]

That's Dave? I thought that was Denis. Which one's Denis then?

[AltyTunnelSteward]

Denis is the one who stands by the fence and when he gets excited he 'dances'

He is quite often to be found in the vicinity of a Steward (or vice versa) located there to attempt to calm his excesses

I think his main claims to fame are firstly his totally irrational loathing of Jason Gallagher which he espoused on a very regular basis and his once having clouted a Gateshead full back with his umbrella

David, as Parkin Baker so eloquently described can be seen patrolling the rear of the terracing muttering 'I don't like this! I don't like it at all' 'They're going to score you know' and many other such encouraging phrases

[CB]

Ha! I know who you mean now. I was right with Denis, didn't know David was David. Now I do, thanks

[Jenga]

BIG BUMP.

Although I am going to have to admit that top 10 might be difficult now.

I therefore have renamed this thread - TOP 12 FINISH.

I challenge you to flame me !!!

[louise1925]

Mr. Birch spent the entire second half in the match at home to Crawley poking me in the side and asking me what the hell I knew about Crawley. I have to admit, I know nothing about them, but then again, I'm led to believe that's not very unusual.
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