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LymmRobin

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New Songs
« on: October 17, 2011, 02:09:01 PM »
I have been coming to Alty for two seasons now and have become an obsessive.  Was thinking though that we need a few more songs to reflect on the arrival of new players and the marked improvement in the form of an established player.  Just to kick start the process, here are my initial ideas.

1. To the tune of 'Michael row the boat ashore'

'Michael Twiss is going to score...Allelulia' (Repeat til we are fed up)

2.  To the tune of 'If I were a Rich Man' from Fiddler on the Roof

'If I were Simon Richman,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were Simon Richman'.

3. To the tune of 'Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk cats and dogs.' In honour of James Lawrie.

'And he makes defenders look like matchstalk men and dogs
He makes them look like they've taken to the field all wearing clogs
When he gets the ball, we all wait
Most certain of the fate
That they'll look like matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs.'

Mark (currently seeking full-time employment but not as a lyricist)





 
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Paul Cain's Chip Pan

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Re: New Songs
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2011, 02:55:58 PM »
Quote from: LymmRobin on October 17, 2011, 02:09:01 PM
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.

Under no circumstances must we ever sing these words!   :D
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Come on Alty!

bumble

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Re: New Songs
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2011, 03:14:55 PM »
Can we not just have one similar to piergianni?

Piergiani woah Piergiani woah
He comes in bimmos car
He's gonna be a star

But edited?
 
OR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzBz7p0A3-Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player

What happened to "he's big and he's flynny and he's number 5"

Or if Flynn isn't number 5....
"he's big and he's twissy and he's number 9"
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altrincham

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Re: New Songs
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2011, 03:14:57 PM »
 :D
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Re: New Songs
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2011, 04:00:29 PM »

One to evoke memories of 1991....

To the tune of Sit Down by James:

"Oh Sinnott, Oh Sinnott, Oh Sinnott
Sinnott's name is Lee....."



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robins1978

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Re: New Songs
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2011, 04:27:28 PM »
Quote from: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on October 17, 2011, 04:00:29 PM

One to evoke memories of 1991....

To the tune of Sit Down by James:

"Oh Sinnott, Oh Sinnott, Oh Sinnott
Sinnott's name is Lee....."




Sinnott, Sinnott, Sinnott - he's The manager of Alteeee!
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AltyTunnelSteward

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Re: New Songs
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2011, 05:21:06 PM »
Quote from: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on October 17, 2011, 04:00:29 PM

One to evoke memories of 1991....

To the tune of Sit Down by James:

"Oh Sinnott, Oh Sinnott, Oh Sinnott
Sinnott's name is Lee....."





Mr Cult

Ron Stengel, Chris Foy and Rachel DaCunha would be most proud of your lyricism
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Jezza

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Re: New Songs
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2011, 05:27:15 PM »
Never one to miss an irony I have to say the Michael Twiss is gonna score-allelujah idea particulraly poignant.....
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RocketDan

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Re: New Songs
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2011, 06:35:51 PM »
To the song of "Lets twist again"

Michael Twiss is great
he was fat last summer
now he's lost some weight
he scoring goals this year
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bumble

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Re: New Songs
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2011, 08:23:24 PM »
He comes from Liverpool
He teaches in a school
Robbie Lawton woah Robbie Lawton woah


Exsisting players songs.....

Nicky CLEE - Nicky,Nicky clee
Stuart COBURN - Englands No.1
Anthony DANYLYK - anthony danylyk, Anthony danylyk
Shaun DENSMORE - he plays just like his dad
Robbie LAWTON - we've got Robbie Lawton now?
Damian REEVES - Reevesy, Reevesy!
Michael TWISS - twissy,twissy
Rob WILLIAMS - angels


Players without....
Ryan BROWN -
Adam FLYNN -
James LAWRIE -
Simon RICHMAN -
Brian SUMMERSKILL -
Mark LEES
Chris LYNCH
James REDSHAW
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ArmchairAlty

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Re: New Songs
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2011, 08:44:31 PM »
Quote from: The Cult of Tony Yeboah on October 17, 2011, 06:35:51 PM
To the song of "Lets twist again"

Michael Twiss is great
he was fat last summer
now he's lost some weight
he scoring goals this year

 ;D
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LymmRobin

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Re: New Songs
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2011, 09:34:12 PM »
Quote from: RedRedRobin on October 17, 2011, 08:44:31 PM
Quote from: The Cult of Tony Yeboah on October 17, 2011, 06:35:51 PM
To the song of "Lets twist again"

Michael Twiss is great
he was fat last summer
now he's lost some weight
he scoring goals this year

 ;D


Do you remember when
He was really nothing?
Michael Twiss is great
Twissy time is here!
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Hamilton

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Re: New Songs
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2011, 10:44:05 PM »
The best football song ever, to the tune of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah," was by Alistair Griffin with "Hallelujah" replaced by Mark Viduka!
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Jezza

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Re: New Songs
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2011, 08:28:59 AM »
I bet few of these suggested songs will be getting sung in the dressing room......the players who read the forum will be pi$$ing themsleves at some of these suggestions and twissy may just about to become moss lane's most serendaded player ever....
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Re: New Songs
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2011, 10:07:11 AM »
Do you cry out in your sleep?
All your failings exposed,
Get a taste in your mouth,
As desperation takes hold,
Cos someone this good
Always leaves you for cold...

Oh Clee, Clee will tear you apart again
Clee, Clee will tear you apart again.....


I'm not giving up the day job.
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