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 The couldn't care less match thread.
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SW

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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #90 on: April 06, 2011, 12:02:56 AM »
Thank f*ck we got that pointless charade out of the way without further damage to our thin squad. Onward to FGR, where it matters.

Slime fans.....just be grateful our priorities let you see something shiny.
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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #91 on: April 06, 2011, 12:06:35 AM »
Quote from: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:00:06 AM
Quote from: NickyClee'sClickyKnee on April 05, 2011, 11:59:00 PM
How about actually get some fans singing? Your lot looked like they were at a fkn funeral, Victoria Stadium has absolutely no atmosphere.
With your singing, each fan seemed to join in at a different time like you didn't know what you were doing. We had boogie col! ;D

Seriously, enjoy your day in the sun. There won't be many more once Walter Mitty gets bored.

And as for lecturing us on singing...its the first time I think I have ever heard us sing at a Cheshire cup game..so it was more in jest than anything else.  I was unaware you sang at all.

It seems you'll not be swayed from your belief (despite fifty pre match posts on here and our team selection) that we really weren't arsed.
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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #92 on: April 06, 2011, 12:06:59 AM »
Quote from: SW on April 06, 2011, 12:02:56 AM
Thank f*ck we got that pointless charade out of the way without further damage to our thin squad. Onward to FGR, where it matters.

Slime fans.....just be grateful our priorities let you see something shiny.

I think you sum the whole thing up perfectly SW.
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DJ

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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #93 on: April 06, 2011, 12:07:23 AM »
Excuses pouring out haha

Oooh it was our youth team.

We don't care about the Cheshire Cup.

We have relegation issues in the league.

Our fans slime? Who was that tosser that started on some of our fans then? Lol
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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #94 on: April 06, 2011, 12:08:54 AM »
Thought that Mister Heslop's Youth Team back four acquitted themselves well and certainly didn't let us down.

However, in total contrast, The Three Stooges comprising Messrs. Baynes; Beesley and Twiss were embarrassingly abject.

Have these three no pride whatsoever?

I was going to use the adjective 'gutless' to describe Twiss but it doesn't apply - for obvious reasons.

Shameful.

We now face five pivotal fixtures to try and preserve our BSBP status and the fact that, at some stage, we will have to rely on that trio of spineless charlatans to try and make a telling contribution frankly terrifies me.


« Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 12:11:27 AM by TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe »
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"It was just two world class players going for a 50/50 ball."

John King's description of a crunching tackle on Ossie Ardiles in the FA Cup Third Round tie at White Hart Lane: 10th January 1979.

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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #95 on: April 06, 2011, 12:09:46 AM »
Quote from: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:07:23 AM
Excuses pouring out haha

Oooh it was our youth team.

We don't care about the Cheshire Cup.

We have relegation issues in the league.

Our fans slime? Who was that tosser that started on some of our fans then? Lol

Nice one, it only took you half an hour for you to see it.  Consider yourself educated.
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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #96 on: April 06, 2011, 12:10:49 AM »
Quote from: markecky on April 06, 2011, 12:09:46 AM
Nice one, it only took you half an hour for you to see it.  Consider yourself educated.
Are you that idiot by any chance? ;) ;D
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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #97 on: April 06, 2011, 12:12:25 AM »
Quote from: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:10:49 AM
Quote from: markecky on April 06, 2011, 12:09:46 AM
Nice one, it only took you half an hour for you to see it.  Consider yourself educated.
Are you that idiot by any chance? ;) ;D

God no...if I'd have started on you you'd have still been picking up your teeth now. I'm absolutely rock hard.
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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #98 on: April 06, 2011, 12:12:57 AM »
Quote from: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:07:23 AM

 Who was that tosser that started on some of our fans then? Lol


Mike Connett?

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"It was just two world class players going for a 50/50 ball."

John King's description of a crunching tackle on Ossie Ardiles in the FA Cup Third Round tie at White Hart Lane: 10th January 1979.

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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #99 on: April 06, 2011, 12:14:07 AM »
Quote from: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:07:23 AM
Excuses pouring out haha

Oooh it was our youth team.

We don't care about the Cheshire Cup.

We have relegation issues in the league.

Our fans slime? Who was that tosser that started on some of our fans then? Lol

1.Couldn't give a flying one.

2.It was mainly our youth team, so point being?

3. Correct, we don't.

4. Obviously otherwise we might have tried tonight.

5. You've always been the slime, was tonight your first game?
« Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 12:22:49 AM by SW »
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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #100 on: April 06, 2011, 12:14:32 AM »
Quote from: markecky on April 06, 2011, 12:12:25 AM
[God no...if I'd have started on you you'd have still been picking up your teeth now. I'm absolutely rock hard.
Definately! ;) ;D

Nah bit of banter lads, good game tonight and good luck for the rest of the season. Hope you stay up. Mean it. Not lol :-*
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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #101 on: April 06, 2011, 12:19:07 AM »
Quote from: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:07:23 AM
Excuses pouring out haha

Oooh it was our youth team.

We don't care about the Cheshire Cup.

We have relegation issues in the league.

Our fans slime? Who was that tosser that started on some of our fans then? Lol


Don't think it was Lol, but whoever it was he obviously mistook you for a bunch of gurning, interbred slimonauts. ROFL.. That is all.
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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #102 on: April 06, 2011, 12:22:44 AM »
Quote from: safe95 on April 06, 2011, 12:19:07 AM
Don't think it was Lol, but whoever it was he obviously mistook you for a bunch of gurning, interbred slimonauts. ROFL.. That is all.
That must have been him and your fans! :-*
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markecky

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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #103 on: April 06, 2011, 12:23:55 AM »
safe95....you are missed...when can we see you back mate?
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Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
« Reply #104 on: April 06, 2011, 12:24:10 AM »
Quote from: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:07:23 AM
Excuses pouring out haha

Oooh it was our youth team.

We don't care about the Cheshire Cup.

We have relegation issues in the league.

Our fans slime? Who was that tosser that started on some of our fans then? Lol
by the way have you got that huge list of the 56 players you've had on your books this season? Could do with a laugh cheers
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