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[Uncle Globnasty]

Arse control to major Tom.....

My other half thought she was getting random stalker txts, txt messages appearing at all times of day and night with just random letters in and she ended up phoning the guards (police) who said there wasn't much they could do.....turned out it was an old guy down the local pub who'd been sending them without even realising, the mobile being in the arse pocket of his trousers. He was down the pub one night complaining that his mobile phone credit was running down and he was hardly using the phone...checked the number and voila, the buttock monkey was unearthed (other half's name is Anne & she was first in his contact list.....still no mean feat)

[Dougals Dad]

Arse control to major Tom.....

My other half thought she was getting random stalker txts, txt messages appearing at all times of day and night with just random letters in and she ended up phoning the guards (police) who said there wasn't much they could do.....turned out it was an old guy down the local pub who'd been sending them without even realising, the mobile being in the arse pocket of his trousers. He was down the pub one night complaining that his mobile phone credit was running down and he was hardly using the phone...checked the number and voila, the buttock monkey was unearthed (other half's name is Anne & she was first in his contact list.....still no mean feat)

I've heard of talking thru your arse, but......

[Uncle Globnasty]

See what happens when there's no commentary.....

[Dougals Dad]

at least we are more relaxed than when listening to some knobsock who knows nothing at all about commentary or football.

[Uncle Globnasty]

True enough....but the suspenders are killing me

[Dougals Dad]

True enough....but the suspenders are killing me

I prefer hold-ups!

[SW]

You need a new avatar then JD!

[Uncle Globnasty]

True enough....but the suspenders are killing me

I prefer hold-ups!

lmao....belt & braces lad, ye'll nere go wrong

[Uncle Globnasty]

Ahhhhh, SW there is other life on here. I think myself & JD need saving from our trouserial cul-de-sac

[Dougals Dad]

Sounds like the sort of thing we might need to see a doctor about!

[Uncle Globnasty]

Sounds like the sort of thing we might need to see a doctor about!

Yes, I think it needs lancing

[Dougals Dad]

I missd this: 62 - Holsgrove for Denham  - apparently tactical.

Chrissy prob been running his botty off again!

[Dougals Dad]

Sounds like the sort of thing we might need to see a doctor about!

Yes, I think it needs lancing

Well, Lance Key is on the bench for R&D

[SW]

Its like reading the script to a carry on film on here

Carry on Alty.

[SW]

I blame Harold for all this, we could be discussing sandwich fillings.