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Sorry but bunging at folk is the only thing that Celery is any use for whatsoever.

Down with Vegetables and anything else Green (NVFC, Forest GREEN Rovers et al)

Gary,

As there is a probability that I'll be reffing at least a third of the match I think that you ought to play so that we can reminisce over old times at Crossford Bridge 

Ta for clearing that up, perhaps the fried chicken emporia are just a disguise for the real businesses

Particularly when it was you in charge of the training

Denis is the one who stands by the fence and when he gets excited he 'dances'

He is quite often to be found in the vicinity of a Steward (or vice versa) located there to attempt to calm his excesses

I think his main claims to fame are firstly his totally irrational loathing of Jason Gallagher which he espoused on a very regular basis and his once having clouted a Gateshead full back with his umbrella

David, as Parkin Baker so eloquently described can be seen patrolling the rear of the terracing muttering 'I don't like this! I don't like it at all' 'They're going to score you know' and many other such encouraging phrases

It's generally about the Referee's pre match instructions.

Some Refs tell you to Referee your quarter, if you see a foul give it. Others say for you to follow them. One retired Referee of a public school persuasion had the following as part of his pre match (when referring to throw ins) If the ball goes out of play on your line put your flag up and I'll tell you which way to point so follow me.

There seems at the level above the Parks to be a big thing at present about credibility hence increasing numbers of Ref's wanting you to follow them into a decision.

Myself I follow the first school of thought, my Assistant is a qualified Ref so why should I dictate to him or her what he or she has seen.

So how would either or both stand in comparison to Nicky Daws?

Me too