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You're  missing the point a bit. You might catch Covid and get off relatively scott free, but the five people you pass it on to might not be in such good health as you and suffer much worse consequences.
They're also forgetting that there's an off-topic thread for discussing this nonsense.

The point is, "London" Alty, how are Barnton supposed to enforce this nonsense?

And did anyone tell the pen pushers that the first round (or whatever this is) of the csc is not particularly "elite"?

100% Altrincham fc first team related. There is plenty of comment on the ot thread about the current debacle for those interested.

But whilst this nonsene is ruining our season, obviously there will be some mention of it on here too from time to time. Same as Alty ladies' team, Alty youth team etc. etc. Why don't you just scroll past it if you're not interested, same as other people?

Speaking of which, my new poll....

Indeed!

992
Altrincham FC First Team / Calendar
« on: November 03, 2020, 08:51:46 PM »

993
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Wealdstone Away This Saturday
« on: November 03, 2020, 08:47:21 PM »
OMG, it's Airplane, the 1980 film, all over again!

Surely it isn't!



At work I ask customers if they have a store card and get the answer, "Actually I have!"
To which I reply "Don't call me Ashley!"

So you're not club legend Ashley Mowers?

Brilliant!

Wish I'd thought of that!

994
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Barnton CSC
« on: November 03, 2020, 08:46:42 PM »
I'm practicing my best Barnton accent
I was told it's pronounced BATON. 😱

Is that the English pronunciation, the French pronunciation or the American pronunciation?

995
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Wealdstone v ALTY stream £9.99
« on: November 03, 2020, 08:45:01 PM »
With limited income I will be keeping my live streaming investments to Alty FC alone and will be delighted to indulge myself with the dulcet tones of our RR commentators for away matches!

996
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Lockdown
« on: November 03, 2020, 08:43:01 PM »
Might yet change as the most up do date and comprehensive studies from King College show the R rate at 1 and reducing!

997
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Radio Robins| Dover Athletic v Altrincham
« on: November 03, 2020, 08:40:50 PM »
Article on the main says has RR apologising for the reduced broadcast at Dover.

RR have nothing to apologise for, but Dover Ath have!

998
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Duncan
« on: November 03, 2020, 08:39:15 PM »
Sky Sports reporting Duncan due to sign a short term contract with Middlesbrough.

And the very best of luck to him!

A local here is a Middlesbrough fan, I shall have to have a chat!

999
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Barnton CSC
« on: November 03, 2020, 12:23:40 PM »
I presume RR will be allowed in!

1000
This sums up the lunacy. The police ask (with fixed penalty pad and pen at the ready) “which football club do you support?”
I reply “Well it used to be Altrincham  if I’m honest, but in view of the fact you’ve got a FPN in your hand I’m contemplating buying a Barnton scarf, hat, replica shirt and season ticket”.
Police officer “Hang on, I’ll seek clarification”.
They’ll be no pantomimes this year unless you count sanarios like this. Where’s it all going to end?

It's all stark raving bonkers.

We can stay 3' apart outside and travel separately if necessary!
correct. If we all drive there we’ve statistically more chance of perishing in a RTC than covid 19. Those willing to chance dodging an RTC should be free to risk assess and go ahead.
If you prevent the use of all motor vehicles on the highways you can eliminate this risk too. No,no,no, forget I said that. 😱

Perspective, at last!

1001
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Barnton CSC
« on: November 03, 2020, 12:20:08 PM »
Or everyone could just follow the rules and not travel  ::)

"Whoosh!"

Theres always one!

1002
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Lockdown
« on: November 02, 2020, 10:38:31 PM »
Just how many clubs will fold?

I fear the worst and it is tragic - so many clubs so important to towns and townsfolk!

1003
This sums up the lunacy. The police ask (with fixed penalty pad and pen at the ready) “which football club do you support?”
I reply “Well it used to be Altrincham  if I’m honest, but in view of the fact you’ve got a FPN in your hand I’m contemplating buying a Barnton scarf, hat, replica shirt and season ticket”.
Police officer “Hang on, I’ll seek clarification”.
They’ll be no pantomimes this year unless you count sanarios like this. Where’s it all going to end?

It's all stark raving bonkers.

We can stay 3' apart outside and travel separately if necessary!

1004
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Alty old boy
« on: November 02, 2020, 10:27:13 PM »
I’d provide his transport up here. I’d pick him up in a shotton me bike.

 ;)

1005
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Alty Family Zoomchat
« on: November 02, 2020, 10:25:26 PM »
Either that or he could have been hungry!

ALWAYS hungry! LOL

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