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Title: worlds worst standard of of football you,ve ever paid to see?
Post by: Jacko on January 01, 2010, 01:08:02 PM: Bet you lot have a couple of belters to put on here ;D
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Post by: baldrick on January 01, 2010, 02:03:42 PM: Bulgaria, but it only cost 60p
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Post by: Bangor on Dee Robin on January 01, 2010, 03:03:58 PM: Welsh league, Buckley Town v Cefn Druids. Mancs and scousers kicking the hell out of each other on the pitch and in the changing room, more like the OK corral, Druids won 7-1. Poor football but 10/10 for comic value.
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Post by: robininstockport on January 01, 2010, 03:51:59 PM: Bridge and Southport on Monday comes pretty close.
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Post by: taxi Phil on January 01, 2010, 04:11:10 PM: Any game involving Histon.
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Post by: York Alty on January 01, 2010, 05:30:30 PM: Barnsley V Cambridge about 16 years ago 0 0. dire. somebody hit a post with a miss-hit weak shot. and that was it. dreadful.
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Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on January 01, 2010, 05:38:26 PM: Escape To Victory at the Manchester Odeon circa 1981.

Sylvester Stallone was a dodgier goalkeeper than John Wood and Michael Caine was so slow that he even made Tony Kelly look as if he was at the peak of fitness.....
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Post by: ManagementGuru on January 01, 2010, 06:54:56 PM: I saw Witton Albion beat Rossendale 11-0 in the Cheshire league once (78?) - Witton were rubbish!
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Post by: StretfordAlty on January 01, 2010, 07:11:33 PM: Lucchese Calcio against a team of amateurs from Lucca in Tuscany. 8-1 to Lucchese, the football was awful, but a lot of fans there.
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Post by: RedhillAlty on January 01, 2010, 09:09:41 PM: I think I saw 3 PSL games in all the years that I lived in South Africa. All 3 were at Ellis Park Rugby stadium and all 3 absolute crap - Kaizer Chiefs were involved in at least 1 of the matches. I watched a game in Uganda between Esperance (Tunisia) and Kampala City Council in the Afrcan Cup Winners cup and it was 10 times better than the SA games.

I also remember watching a second division match on a bitterly cold New Years Day 1986 between Fulham and Norwich, a boring 0-0 draw and I left at half time and walked most of the way back to Ealing as there were very few tubes.
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Post by: Mrs Warbouys on January 02, 2010, 10:06:34 AM: Im going to portland united v swanage this afternoon in the dorset league,it will be aweful but beggers can be choosers after not watching any football since dec 15th.
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Post by: Dougals Dad on January 02, 2010, 10:10:40 AM: I live in Scotland. Take your pick!
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Post by: RockyRobin on January 02, 2010, 12:57:29 PM: First the Irish now the Scots JD....
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Post by: Mrs Warbouys on January 02, 2010, 01:04:55 PM: Serie A football is just scotch football with sun tans and no ginger hair!
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Post by: Altyroo on January 02, 2010, 02:18:47 PM: Rhyl v Belgrade in this seasons champs lge qualifier. Rhyl were crap. Belgrade ran riot.
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Post by: Dougals Dad on January 02, 2010, 02:52:23 PM: Quote from: Altyroo on January 02, 2010, 02:18:47 PM
Rhyl v Belgrade in this seasons champs lge qualifier. Rhyl were crap. Belgrade ran riot.

Did they go to the shop near the sea front where they sell the novelty corn cob shaped body massagers I wonder!
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Post by: Mrs Warbouys on January 02, 2010, 07:57:59 PM: It was only bloody off due to a frozen pitch!! Been beautiful here for the last two days,not a cloud in the sky,just bitingly cold,so if pitches are frozen this far south what hope of we got!!