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Title: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Jacko on October 18, 2007, 05:18:21 PM
who is your worst alty striker, mines Tunnecliffe AKA Mr Blobby! heard from many Williams was aweful to!!!
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Altyant on October 18, 2007, 08:06:09 PM
How many did Tunna actually score for us? I was only young when he played and I remember him scoring a grand total of one!!
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: louise1925 on October 18, 2007, 10:28:28 PM
Jonathan Mitten was pretty pants, but Tunna would have to take the biscuit (or possibly more!) We've had a few truly awful strikers, far too many to mention here.
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: SW on October 18, 2007, 10:48:38 PM
Hold on a mo, Tunna scored a cracker at Wycombe to almost spoil thier promotion party, many worse than him. My all timer is Derek Furnival from the mid 70's, truly awful and so slow I can remember. There were a few recently in the Unibond years granted, but none thankfully ever lingered.
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Ballers on October 18, 2007, 11:14:02 PM
Paul

Williams

fin
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: SW on October 18, 2007, 11:30:03 PM
No it has just sprung from my brain, like the thing in Alien............Darren Royle, no contest.

Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Alty TV on October 18, 2007, 11:45:48 PM
Darren Royle the worst by a distance - no contest.
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: AltyTunnelSteward on October 19, 2007, 12:01:05 AM
I am reminded of one Wayne Entwisle.......and also (I think) Chris Young???
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: teasybeaver on October 19, 2007, 07:45:07 AM
No it has just sprung from my brain, like the thing in Alien............Darren Royle, no contest.



By a country mile!
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Jacko on October 19, 2007, 09:27:52 AM
Please give me a profile on williams everybody just says his name and cant even explain how bad he was,lol!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Alex on October 19, 2007, 09:31:33 AM
Lutel James for an aclaimed international did nothing to impress me  ;)
Title: Re: Most disappointing Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Ballers on October 19, 2007, 10:06:31 AM
Ah, with Lutel James you're now talking about an ex BUry player who had done well in the conference with Accrington. Whata complete and utter let dow he was.

So to change tack slightly who is the most disappointing ex ALty striker? For me, I expected more from Gary Powell when we signed him but he was startlingly ineffective. Howver I don't think we paid much for him so as far players we paid for, well, Martin Hanchard was dead highly rated but I was suprised at him when he got here. I think Colin WIlliams wasn't quite what we had hoped either although by then he was past his prime I guess.

On the plus side Ken McKenna was a big signing, cost money but was someone we knew was a class player. He surpassed himself while at Alty though (and indeed since he has left). Sometimes your heroes turn out to be not what you hoped, getting to know them sometimes can shatter a lot of dreams, not Kenny Mac. True Alty legend.
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: teasybeaver on October 19, 2007, 11:04:48 AM
In terms of dissapointment its a close call between keith russell who signed permanently for us and had a clause in his new contract saying he would stand off-side for every second he spent on the pitch (which wasnt an awful lot of seconds), or dare I say Leroy Chambers.

It broke my heart each week seeing Chambers turn up to spectate in a flash suit paid for by the lads on the terrace who saved up for their clobber! More of a niggling injury to the club than a dissapointment.
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: ManagementGuru on October 19, 2007, 11:10:54 AM
Gary Hulmes?  Big name signing from Cliftonville (or somewhere in Norn Ireland) - didn't score once

Tony Sullivan?  We got him fit so he could knock us out of the FA Cup the following season
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Alty365 on October 19, 2007, 11:16:28 AM
Dave Esdaille - I remember him clearing the bar at Witton from about 5 yards with an empty net in front of him.
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: thegazelle on October 19, 2007, 12:20:12 PM
Gary hulme was from Limerick i think,

I too found Chambers a great let down and felt he was never committed enough a very lazy player

but worst has to be Furnival an oil tanker could turn quicker
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: ManagementGuru on October 19, 2007, 12:39:15 PM
However, on the few occasions that Great Harwood scored against Alty in the 70's, it was normally Furnival on the scoresheet!  (same applies to Tony Sullivan)
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: bighairedmike on October 19, 2007, 12:49:46 PM
Not necessarily the worst playing striker but his efforts (or lack of) warrant this. Have we already forgotten Peter Thompson :o ;)
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Post by: Daycare Dan on October 19, 2007, 12:51:49 PM
Have we already forgotten Peter Thompson :o ;)

I was trying..... ;D
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: The Fan on October 19, 2007, 12:58:05 PM

Easy. Darren Royle.

Dis-Honourable mention for Kevin Hawkins - not strictly a striker but whenever a "worst player" threads start, hes always in my head !!!!
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Alty365 on October 19, 2007, 01:03:49 PM
Dave Martindale
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Alex on October 19, 2007, 01:05:05 PM
Not necessarily the worst playing striker but his efforts (or lack of) warrant this. Have we already forgotten Peter Thompson :o ;)

i saw that new shrine of him in barneys the other day though
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Jacko on October 19, 2007, 01:06:37 PM
HA HA, i'm going to ask heathcoat who he thinks tommrow.... honest!!! :o
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Saughall Robin on October 19, 2007, 01:12:06 PM
Paul Dobell - and we paid £500 for him I believe - typical ex-vics material (but they could do with him now!)
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Ballers on October 19, 2007, 01:36:33 PM
Dave Martindale

 :D

Altho not a striker, I'm going to nominate him in Flynnys absence of his behalf!

How did you sum him up Brian?
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on October 19, 2007, 04:14:47 PM
Dave Martindale

 :D

Altho not a striker, I'm going to nominate him in Flynnys absence of his behalf!

How did you sum him up Brian?

"Truly dreadful."

Brian Flynn,
Kingdom Come book, 1995.
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Jacko on October 19, 2007, 04:26:15 PM
Well i think he must take it then!!! i would set up an official poll but works pc wont let me >:(
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on October 19, 2007, 04:31:58 PM
This ridiculous maligning of the peerless Tunna is a disgrace, frankly.

For the record, his Alty statistics read as follows:

33 League & Cup Appearances
5 goals (and every one was a gem).

Worst Alty striker candidates:

Dave Furnivall: about as mobile as a grand piano;

Wayne Entwistle: just woeful;

Paul Williams: indescribably abysmal;

Gary Hulmes: cost £5,000....and was a total flop;

John Donnelley: came from South Liverpool circa 1984....and soon disappeared;

Garry Hooley: never looked happy away from the slag heap at Frickley;

Chris Young: even slower than Phil Taylor when it's his turn to get a round of drinks in;

Adewale Ajetunmeobi: clueless.

 


Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Jacko on October 19, 2007, 05:00:12 PM
He did have something i agree, a presence, but i remember a hugh sigh when he came on once, never heard that before :o
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on October 19, 2007, 05:21:47 PM
He did have something i agree, a presence, but i remember a hugh sigh when he came on once, never heard that before :o

That wasn't a sigh, it was a huge gasp of awe....
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: VofD on October 19, 2007, 05:45:42 PM
Chris Young :

The DUFFER of all duffers.
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Ballers on October 19, 2007, 05:55:49 PM
This ridiculous maligning of the peerless Tunna is a disgrace, frankly.

For the record, his Alty statistics read as follows:

33 League & Cup Appearances
5 goals (and every one was a gem).

In fairness did he not have a spell where he looked something remotely resembling a then conference striker. He didn't score for ages but scored a header against Dagenham I think. I'll wager those 5 goals came in about the last 12 games of the 92-93 season. Oh no his first goal was away at Kettering I think. His other goals were away at Wycombe (!) and a 30 yarder at Farnborough, can't remember the other.
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on October 19, 2007, 06:09:33 PM
This ridiculous maligning of the peerless Tunna is a disgrace, frankly.

For the record, his Alty statistics read as follows:

33 League & Cup Appearances
5 goals (and every one was a gem).

In fairness did he not have a spell where he looked something remotely resembling a then conference striker. He didn't score for ages but scored a header against Dagenham I think. I'll wager those 5 goals came in about the last 12 games of the 92-93 season. Oh no his first goal was away at Kettering I think. His other goals were away at Wycombe (!) and a 30 yarder at Farnborough, can't remember the other.

Witton Albion at Moss Lane.
An exquisite chip at the Chequers end.
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Ballers on October 19, 2007, 06:15:16 PM
I think the overwhelming conclusion to Ian Tunnacliffe's Alty career is that is wasn't worth the hassle he, us and Emley ahd to go through for it.

Although who knows, maybe he was proud to have played for us.

On a seperate note. Steve Saunders + Goalscoring ability = Chris Senior?
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Dougals Dad on October 19, 2007, 06:32:25 PM
Was Jamie Phoenix a striker? or just a waste of space?
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Altyant on October 19, 2007, 07:27:31 PM
This ridiculous maligning of the peerless Tunna is a disgrace, frankly.

For the record, his Alty statistics read as follows:

33 League & Cup Appearances
5 goals (and every one was a gem).

In fairness did he not have a spell where he looked something remotely resembling a then conference striker. He didn't score for ages but scored a header against Dagenham I think. I'll wager those 5 goals came in about the last 12 games of the 92-93 season. Oh no his first goal was away at Kettering I think. His other goals were away at Wycombe (!) and a 30 yarder at Farnborough, can't remember the other.

Witton Albion at Moss Lane.
An exquisite chip at the Chequers end.


Thats the one I remember!!
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Darren on October 19, 2007, 07:47:09 PM
Darren Royle used to call him the Ark royal as he took so long to turn
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: altyf on October 19, 2007, 07:49:17 PM
nehru mckenzie personally.

He wasn't a striker.
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: AltyTunnelSteward on October 20, 2007, 12:04:39 AM

Dis-Honourable mention for Kevin Hawkins - not strictly a striker but whenever a "worst player" threads start, hes always in my head !!!!

Sorry but based purely on his performance against Barrow in either the Cup or the Trophy when he kicked Kenny Lowe up in the air at what seemed like 15 second intervals for just over an hour Kevan Hawkins should be excused almost anything
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on October 20, 2007, 12:14:13 AM

Dis-Honourable mention for Kevin Hawkins - not strictly a striker but whenever a "worst player" threads start, hes always in my head !!!!

Sorry but based purely on his performance against Barrow in either the Cup or the Trophy when he kicked Kenny Lowe up in the air at what seemed like 15 second intervals for just over an hour Kevan Hawkins should be excused almost anything

FA Trophy Third Round tie at Moss Lane February, 1989.

Alty won 5-3.

Played in a howling gale.
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: AltyTunnelSteward on October 20, 2007, 10:26:27 AM
That's the one
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Beez on October 20, 2007, 10:43:11 AM
Worst Alty striker, im torn between Darren Royle and Paul Williams. I forgot most things about royle other than his looping header from outside the box against witton in a cheshire cup semi final, probably the only goal he scored for us. abysmal. Paul Williams was equally as useless, i remember beating cheadle 6-0 in what must have been a cheshire cup match, he was even woeful in that!
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Brian Flynn on October 20, 2007, 11:34:31 AM
I think that four of Tunna's five goals were:-

Bromsgove Rovers (A)....lost 4-1 on his debut the week after Port Vale beat us in the FA Cup
Kettering Town (A)........drew 1-1
Wycombe Wanderers (A)..won 2-0...the day Wycombe won the Conference & Martin O'Neill apologised to about 6,000 Wycombe fans on the pitch after the game.This goal was on both Sky News & BBC News.
Farnborough (A)........won 5-2 on the last game of the season

I'm struggling for the fifth one though & I'm a bit vague about the Farnborough one as well!!
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Alty365 on October 20, 2007, 01:27:30 PM
The fifth one was at home to Dagenham, a bullet header from about 3 yards out.
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on October 21, 2007, 08:20:54 PM
I think that four of Tunna's five goals were:-

Bromsgove Rovers (A)....lost 4-1 on his debut the week after Port Vale beat us in the FA Cup
Kettering Town (A)........drew 1-1
Wycombe Wanderers (A)..won 2-0...the day Wycombe won the Conference & Martin O'Neill apologised to about 6,000 Wycombe fans on the pitch after the game.This goal was on both Sky News & BBC News.
Farnborough (A)........won 5-2 on the last game of the season

I'm struggling for the fifth one though & I'm a bit vague about the Farnborough one as well!!

Brian,

Tunna didn't score on his debut at Bromsgrove.

His five goals were as follows: Dagenham (H) (as accurately described by Alty365); Kettering (A); Wycombe Wanderers (A); Witton Albion (H) and Farnborough (A) - all in the 1992/93 season.
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Ballers on October 22, 2007, 09:54:03 AM
Farnboeough away, Tunnas scores from 30 yards, Steve Saunders nervelessly finishes scores a penalty and Mick Hayde pops up with an acrobatic overhead kick!

Sheesh!  ::)
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: Brian Flynn on October 27, 2007, 11:06:02 AM
Cult.....shame on me.Was it Clive Freeman who scored at Bromsgrove?
Title: Re: Worst Alty striker? non productive fun
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on October 27, 2007, 11:18:19 AM
Cult.....shame on me.Was it Clive Freeman who scored at Bromsgrove?

Paul France scored at Bromsgrove.

Paladino's last game for Alty!