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Title: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Leeds Leeds Alty on February 05, 2022, 10:23:54 PM
What the hell was that all about?

Reports differ but some say there were about 60 scrawny little sh*ts from Macc outside and trying to get into the game to cause bother. Saw a few of them outside before the game and they looked like average age 15 and rather pathetic, though I understand more turned up later.

Hope no Alty fans came to any harm, and big thanks to the professional job of work performed by the stewards who contained them and kept them out.  Had they not been on their game it would have been very unpleasant indeed.

Just aghast that these Macc scum took the trouble to come all the way to Moss Lane just to stand outside the ground being dickheads
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Salfordalty on February 06, 2022, 01:19:03 AM
Its good that these small inbred village clubs have big days out. Even when their own team aren't playing
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: distancetraveller on February 06, 2022, 04:44:57 PM
Send the little sh*ts to the Ukraine if the want to have a scrap.
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: CRT Butty on February 06, 2022, 05:37:44 PM
Macc. Always forty years behind.
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Is this it? on February 06, 2022, 05:59:33 PM
Just aghast that these Macc scum took the trouble to come all the way to Moss Lane just to stand outside the ground being dickheads

'Being dickheads' is the only thing they're good at.
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: JD on February 06, 2022, 10:48:33 PM
Just what the hell is the point in such idiocy?
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: altrincham on February 07, 2022, 02:03:45 PM
No way is this true? how did they all get here?
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: rorysgrandad on February 07, 2022, 04:22:00 PM
No way is this true? how did they all get here?
By inbreeding I’m led to believe.
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: JD on February 07, 2022, 11:36:35 PM
No way is this true? how did they all get here?
By inbreeding I’m led to believe.

Effin legendary reply!
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: altrincham on February 08, 2022, 07:44:17 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: One Foot in the Grave on February 08, 2022, 07:57:17 AM
There is no 'f' in Macclesfield Town.

But as for these so called ootball ans, they're just uckwits.
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Leeds Leeds Alty on February 08, 2022, 10:02:52 PM
No way is this true? how did they all get here?
By inbreeding I’m led to believe.
Whilst the previous answer is funnier, I believe that their game against the Dog And Partridge pub in Wettenhall - they are in the South and East Cheshire pub league as I understand it - was postponed due to the weather, and so a coach load and a mini bus full diverted to Moss Lane to have an utterly pointless afternoon annoying the stewards and getting wet.

What a incredibly moronic thing to do.
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: andrewflynn on February 09, 2022, 09:07:19 AM
Did they bring the camera crew for the documentary?  ::)
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: CRT Butty on February 09, 2022, 11:30:48 AM
No way is this true? how did they all get here?
By inbreeding I’m led to believe.
Whilst the previous answer is funnier, I believe that their game against the Dog And Partridge pub in Wettenhall - they are in the South and East Cheshire pub league as I understand it - was postponed due to the weather, and so a coach load and a mini bus full diverted to Moss Lane to have an utterly pointless afternoon annoying the stewards and getting wet.

What a incredibly moronic thing to do.

It's still better than spending an afternoon with your mum/sister.
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Salfordalty on February 09, 2022, 01:27:55 PM
They were disappointed to find no sheep in Alty
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Bath Alty on February 09, 2022, 02:58:52 PM
They should have gone to Solihull, they could have met up with like minded idiots of a similar age. Potentially fighting for control of the local soft play establishment
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: cheshire cat on February 11, 2022, 01:03:17 PM
It could be a taste of things to come. A double page spread in The Times today about football violence being back on the agenda amongst young teenagers including at the recent Notts County Grimsby match. The suggestion is that they are being groomed by the older generation.
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Saughall Robin on February 11, 2022, 02:04:11 PM
The suggestion is that they are being groomed by the older generation.

That's right, blame the pensioners!

Hogging hospital beds and big houses. Gold plated pensions and free prescriptions... etc...

Now football hooliganism.

It's all our fault! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: distancetraveller on February 11, 2022, 05:25:34 PM
The suggestion is that they are being groomed by the older generation.

That's right, blame the pensioners!

Hogging hospital beds and big houses. Gold plated pensions and free prescriptions... etc...

Now football hooliganism.

It's all our fault! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

The trouble is Saughall, it’s every buggers fault except the sh*tbags that carry out the hooliganism
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: SW on February 11, 2022, 06:00:34 PM
Hypothetically speaking, say we had a game called off maybe at Notts County, if we asked our coach drivers to divert to Macc so we could misbehave do you think they would? Who organises their travel?
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Saughall Robin on February 11, 2022, 06:02:20 PM
The way this country is at the moment, I'm afraid you're right DT.
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: cheshire cat on February 11, 2022, 06:21:16 PM
The suggestion is that they are being groomed by the older generation.

That's right, blame the pensioners!

Hogging hospital beds and big houses. Gold plated pensions and free prescriptions... etc...

Now football hooliganism.

It's all our fault! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

You flatter yourself. You're the older older generation 😃
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Saughall Robin on February 11, 2022, 08:12:35 PM
Thanks mate!

Still here though and have witnessed six championship seasons 😉
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: cheshire cat on February 11, 2022, 10:38:59 PM
Hanging on in there indeed. Two more seasons to get a concession for me.

I was impressed to get in at Halesowen as a pensioner. That and the Samosas made it worth the trip
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Saughall Robin on February 11, 2022, 11:03:48 PM
Good on ya cheshire. You'll soon be one of the old stagers like me reminiscing about the good times!

Let's hope there are lots of good times to come for us both! 😉
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: rorysgrandad on February 12, 2022, 04:33:12 PM
No way is this true? how did they all get here?
By inbreeding I’m led to believe.
Whilst the previous answer is funnier, I believe that their game against the Dog And Partridge pub in Wettenhall - they are in the South and East Cheshire pub league as I understand it - was postponed due to the weather, and so a coach load and a mini bus full diverted to Moss Lane to have an utterly pointless afternoon annoying the stewards and getting wet.

What a incredibly moronic thing to do.

It's still better than spending an afternoon with your mum/sister.
  That's true,  but if you're from Macc your mum or sister may very well also be your girlfriend.
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: JD on February 12, 2022, 05:18:09 PM
No way is this true? how did they all get here?
By inbreeding I’m led to believe.
Whilst the previous answer is funnier, I believe that their game against the Dog And Partridge pub in Wettenhall - they are in the South and East Cheshire pub league as I understand it - was postponed due to the weather, and so a coach load and a mini bus full diverted to Moss Lane to have an utterly pointless afternoon annoying the stewards and getting wet.

What a incredibly moronic thing to do.

It's still better than spending an afternoon with your mum/sister.
  That's true,  but if you're from Macc your mum or sister may very well also be your girlfriend.

"Gimme six!"
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: MarpleAlty on February 12, 2022, 05:20:03 PM
It could be a taste of things to come. A double page spread in The Times today about football violence being back on the agenda amongst young teenagers including at the recent Notts County Grimsby match. The suggestion is that they are being groomed by the older generation.

It's no coincidence that these uprisings correlate with particularly right wing governments being in place.
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: JD on February 12, 2022, 05:30:04 PM
It could be a taste of things to come. A double page spread in The Times today about football violence being back on the agenda amongst young teenagers including at the recent Notts County Grimsby match. The suggestion is that they are being groomed by the older generation.

It's no coincidence that these uprisings correlate with particularly right wing governments being in place.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D WTF!
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: distancetraveller on February 12, 2022, 05:50:59 PM
It could be a taste of things to come. A double page spread in The Times today about football violence being back on the agenda amongst young teenagers including at the recent Notts County Grimsby match. The suggestion is that they are being groomed by the older generation.

It's no coincidence that these uprisings correlate with particularly right wing governments being in place.

Don’t know how you came to that conclusion.

Just maybe it’s down to very bad parenting by Mums and Dads who don’t give a toss or haven’t a clue what their little darlings are up to
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: MarpleAlty on February 14, 2022, 12:58:37 PM
Monkey see, monkey do.

These knuckle draggers - many of whom pitch up at football grounds on a Saturday afternoon - parrot whatever is fed to them.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-60373912
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: CRT Butty on February 14, 2022, 05:12:04 PM
Monkey see, monkey do.

These knuckle draggers - many of whom pitch up at football grounds on a Saturday afternoon - parrot whatever is fed to them.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-60373912

We know Johnson is a liar.
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: JD on February 15, 2022, 08:15:50 PM
Monkey see, monkey do.

These knuckle draggers - many of whom pitch up at football grounds on a Saturday afternoon - parrot whatever is fed to them.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-60373912

We know Johnson is a liar.

Lots of people are liars!

So many people say you cannot believe a thing politicians say - but they believed everything they said about covid!
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: CRT Butty on February 16, 2022, 09:19:30 AM
Monkey see, monkey do.

These knuckle draggers - many of whom pitch up at football grounds on a Saturday afternoon - parrot whatever is fed to them.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-60373912

We know Johnson is a liar.

Lots of people are liars!

So many people say you cannot believe a thing politicians say - but they believed everything they said about covid!

The odd thing about Johnson is he as good as admitted to being a liar circa 2002 in his Telegraph column.

I didn't believe the bit when he said he'd follow the science!
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Mick on February 16, 2022, 12:52:43 PM
Monkey see, monkey do.

These knuckle draggers - many of whom pitch up at football grounds on a Saturday afternoon - parrot whatever is fed to them.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-60373912

We know Johnson is a liar.

Funny thing is though...…..it's all a one-way street

When he says things that the papers and media pundits agree with, then he is believed and nobody bothers to challenge him to provide rationale behind his decisions.
When he says something that the papers and media do not agree with, then he is liar and an idiot and explanations are demanded.
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Is this it? on February 16, 2022, 01:40:03 PM
Monkey see, monkey do.

These knuckle draggers - many of whom pitch up at football grounds on a Saturday afternoon - parrot whatever is fed to them.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-60373912

We know Johnson is a liar.

Funny thing is though...…..it's all a one-way street

When he says things that the papers and media pundits agree with, then he is believed and nobody bothers to challenge him to provide rationale behind his decisions.
When he says something that the papers and media do not agree with, then he is liar and an idiot and explanations are demanded.

Nothing funny about the character operating out of No.10, and your point about papers agreeing or disagreeing is not exclusive to this PM or any other.  If you want to know something of his character you should read this character assassination from his former employer and editor at The Daily Telegraph.  https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/24/boris-johnson-prime-minister-tory-party-britain
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Mick on February 16, 2022, 03:37:49 PM
Thanks Jacob....I have no need to read up on his character...least of all from newspaper that you would expect to be unsupportive of him anyway and yet has helped carry him along for almost two years.

I think we all know what he is like and unfortunately there very few decent politicians in the UK representing us. It is all a big game to them and they wont be feeling the squeeze. I am one of the many politically homeless they have created between them

Up the Robins and a bumper crowd rocking on Saturday
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Is this it? on February 17, 2022, 11:34:26 AM
Thanks Jacob....I have no need to read up on his character...least of all from newspaper that you would expect to be unsupportive of him anyway and yet has helped carry him along for almost two years.

Regardless of where the article was published, you do realise that Hastings was referring to his time as editor of The D Telegraph, a paper that, as far as I can recall, has ever been accused of Left-wing bias.

Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: cheshire cat on February 17, 2022, 05:06:42 PM
I think you meant never.

If I was Hugh I'd be feeling a bit peeved now. This clearly isn't about Alty first team now or even football.
Title: Re: Macc Chav Massive
Post by: Amsterdam Alty on February 17, 2022, 05:37:33 PM
I think you meant never.

If I was Hugh I'd be feeling a bit peeved now. This clearly isn't about Alty first team now or even football.
It's not like it's the 134th thread with the same laboured point though.