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Title: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
Post by: whopper on December 24, 2012, 10:48:22 AM
We've all been there, you get up open the living room door and pretend to smile as you see your brand new chopper bike with broken gears in front of u! :D
Title: Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
Post by: Hamilton on December 24, 2012, 10:57:38 AM
I was in my mid teens when my brother got me a bottle of QC Cream sherry!

He really wasn't very good at choosing prezzies!
Title: Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
Post by: wayno on December 24, 2012, 12:56:54 PM
Mine would be any away or home defeat too macc or northwich always left a sour taste in my mouth
Title: Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
Post by: markecky on December 24, 2012, 01:36:38 PM
Being punched by a Macc fan behind Rent Equip was a real lowlight for me at the age of 12.

Took the edge of the turkey butties when I got in.
Title: Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
Post by: Jenga on December 24, 2012, 01:57:19 PM
a used pair of gardening gloves from my grandad.
Title: Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
Post by: RocketDan on December 24, 2012, 06:11:28 PM
Pretty upset the year I got Frankincense and Myrrh.
Title: Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
Post by: taxi Phil on December 24, 2012, 08:11:32 PM
A couple of years ago, one of my ex-partner's well-meaning sisters bought me a Chelsea calendar. She knew I liked football, and they had just won the League. She meant well bless her !
Title: Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
Post by: Beaver on December 24, 2012, 08:21:08 PM
Being punched by a Macc fan behind Rent Equip was a real lowlight for me at the age of 12.

Took the edge of the turkey butties when I got in.

And that is why Macc will never be anything less than our biggest rivals
Title: Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
Post by: Baldrick on December 26, 2012, 08:49:37 AM
Novelty socks
Title: Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
Post by: taxi Phil on December 26, 2012, 08:58:46 AM
Novelty socks
Novelty sex  ;D
Title: Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
Post by: Hamilton on December 26, 2012, 10:56:50 AM
As Jennifer had a grump about one of her presents I gave her the lecture about being grateful for the time thought and effort that people have put in to get her lovely presents - then I opened windscreen wash and a box of soap powder and told her I take it all back!
Title: Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
Post by: Robin Reliant on December 26, 2012, 03:56:05 PM
I got an Orange and an Apple.









Mind you, a phone and an Ipod aren't that bad   ;)
Title: Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
Post by: anglo alty on December 27, 2012, 10:36:08 AM
someone got me a man utd video once
Title: Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
Post by: bighairedmike on December 27, 2012, 01:07:16 PM
A once got a sellotape dispenser and 4 rolls of sellotape. I wouldn't mind but I'm still on the first roll of tape, I never use the frigging stuff! Although five years have passed and it hasn't lost its stickiness yet, so alls well.