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Title: Captions please?
Post by: Nonleaguer on September 04, 2011, 08:42:55 AM

 http://www.tigerroar.co.uk/spf/davogoalalty900.jpg

Stu " If I'm not getting the ball I'm taking his head off with the new move I picked up at Judo class last night!"


Acknowledgement to the brave photographer at the game,

Title: Re: Captions please?
Post by: wayno on September 04, 2011, 09:40:52 AM

mine would be " well no one else seemed to be marking him"

Title: Re: Captions please?
Post by: Dougals Dad on September 04, 2011, 02:00:58 PM

"Paaarrrrppppp!"

Title: Re: Captions please?
Post by: Bath Alty on September 04, 2011, 02:58:04 PM

"I'm fed up playing behind this sh*te defence.  I'm going to get myself a three month ban and see if they've improved when I get back!"

(I know Stu would never have this attitude or have deliberately gone in on the forward!)

Title: Re: Captions please?
Post by: dopamine on September 04, 2011, 05:41:23 PM

"Maybe sitting on the opposition striker's shoulders isn't the best way to gain that extra inch..."

Title: Re: Captions please?
Post by: distancetraveller on September 04, 2011, 05:42:15 PM

Hey - Have you see this boil on my arse  :D

Title: Re: Captions please?
Post by: robins1978 on September 04, 2011, 08:51:37 PM

Stu: "Can you get your elbow out of my bollox please" -
Forward: " Only if you release me from your Prawn Clamps England's No.1"

Title: Re: Captions please?
Post by: taxi Phil on September 04, 2011, 09:03:03 PM

"Hyde player in drugs test shock : claims to be addicted to Elliman's Embrocation"

Title: Re: Captions please?
Post by: York Alty on September 04, 2011, 10:59:03 PM

quick, while there's no one looking!