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Frosty

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Seed Spreading
« on: August 23, 2007, 11:31:47 AM »
There seems to be a number of women recently who are up the duff from the Moss Lane faithful.

My question is what is going on???
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TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe

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Re: Seed Spreading
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2007, 11:43:20 AM »
Has George Heslop recently purchased a bicycle?
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"It was just two world class players going for a 50/50 ball."

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Jenga

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Re: Seed Spreading
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2007, 12:33:53 PM »
Tony, you best do some investigation work mate, Michael might be at it as well.
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teasybeaver

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Re: Seed Spreading
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2007, 01:41:13 PM »
Needed some home help buildin a new dam in the bollin whilst im away so i thought me and mrs beaver best get start a brood!

Not sure whats happened to the other one, another addition to the infamous clan. One thing for sure is that a couple of golf road fiends are in the making!
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alty.fc

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Re: Seed Spreading
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2007, 07:53:02 PM »
I wonder if mothercare sell minature leather gloves?
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Come on you red and white........

Altysmiffy

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Re: Seed Spreading
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2007, 08:28:57 PM »
I'm doing my bit for "Up-the-duffdom" here in Scotland - spreading the Alty seed and keeping the Alty end up!
« Last Edit: August 23, 2007, 08:32:49 PM by Altysmiffy »
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markecky

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Re: Seed Spreading
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2007, 08:06:30 AM »
Quote from: alty.fc on August 23, 2007, 07:53:02 PM
I wonder if mothercare sell minature leather gloves?

You can get tiny air horns that you attach to the pram.
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alty.fc

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Re: Seed Spreading
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2007, 09:02:24 AM »
Quote from: markecky on August 24, 2007, 08:06:30 AM
Quote from: alty.fc on August 23, 2007, 07:53:02 PM
I wonder if mothercare sell minature leather gloves?

You can get tiny air horns that you attach to the pram.

Nice one all i need is to get the tattoo appointment booked and all is ready....
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teasybeaver

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Re: Seed Spreading
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2007, 10:30:36 AM »
I'm tellin you now, beaver Jr will not be led astray by some thug being willed on by their father to inform goalkeepers of their mothers antics.

They will be quite capable of doing that on their own!
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alty.fc

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Re: Seed Spreading
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2007, 10:33:20 AM »
Quote from: teasybeaver on August 24, 2007, 10:30:36 AM
I'm tellin you now, beaver Jr will not be led astray by some thug being willed on by their father to inform goalkeepers of their mothers antics.

They will be quite capable of doing that on their own!

Yes this is a very good point every child should be allowed to make there own informed decision on any snide activitys on any number of market places
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teasybeaver

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Re: Seed Spreading
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2007, 11:31:55 AM »
Quote from: alty.fc on August 24, 2007, 10:33:20 AM
Quote from: teasybeaver on August 24, 2007, 10:30:36 AM
I'm tellin you now, beaver Jr will not be led astray by some thug being willed on by their father to inform goalkeepers of their mothers antics.

They will be quite capable of doing that on their own!

Yes this is a very good point every child should be allowed to make there own informed decision on any snide activitys on any number of market places

Not to mention the importance I will place on health education for young beaver. This way they will be in a perfect position to remind said keeper that there is a history of STD's in their family, introduced by none other than beaver Jr.

A proud father I will be!
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