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...as quick as Ian Tunnacliffe could sprint....
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"It was just two world class players going for a 50/50 ball."

John King's description of a crunching tackle on Ossie Ardiles in the FA Cup Third Round tie at White Hart Lane: 10th January 1979.

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the fingers of his leprosy ridden son.
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who, years earlier
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that they were all actually not united by birth but all related to
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