This has to be the funniest thread ive read for some time
I haven't had to many scary moments but there has been the odd occassion. Rotherham played Swansea in Division 3 (League 2) about 8 years ago both teams had already been promoted and whoever won the last game would win the league. The atmosphere was very hostile all day and about 15 mins before kick off the Swansea fans started throwing bricks from Millmoor Lane into the Rotherham end and some Rotherham fans threw them back at them. The atmosphere hadn't got any better by the end of the game and we ended up making a swift exit at the end. It was only the day after that we found out a Swansea fan had been killed by a Police horse where the bricks were being thrown.
Personally the most scary moment was when I took my brother to see us play Man City in the Championship and we were walking past the train station when a group of Man City fans being escorted by the police turned up. The Police blocked off the exit with police horses, so we found ourselves trapped as they slowly backed the police horses into us, trying to force us into the train station. I kept my bro behind me while being forced to back up against the ticket office and I shouted at the police that "We're Rotherham fans let us out!" eventually a kind WPC noticed and got us out.
One of the more funny moments was when I went to Millwall away and a friend asked "Are we still second in the league" when we were sat on a train in South Bermondsey surrounded by Millwall fans. It was the same day when I heard a Millwall fan say to a disabled Rotherham fan "Its a good job you lost today, otherwise you would have got a kick in"
As for Alty, I went to that FC friendly and was amazed that anyone could kick off in a friendly game