ATS - Peaked for the anti-veg stance and I have presumed also fruit therefore, cake ration withdrawn. Cult may well get your piece for the lovely Mrs. Cult's consumption.
How can we make Alty fans the healthiest in the Conference with comments like your's especially in your lofty position within our great football club? Little fans look up to your esteemed status for guidance and role modelling (
). I think Maria should stock only veg-steak barms, brown barms, salad barms, apples, oranges and of course celery sticks with parsnip and beetroot crisps.
Chips = veg, granted. However, you should be setting standards, Mr. Taylor and perhaps you wouldn't have as many visits to the quack if you'd consumed greens in your youth.
Will I get all my supplies confiscated tomorrow I wonder (sawn-off shot gun, cake-brick, celery..........)