We're used to the concept of the AGM Cup. Well today, we won the FAT Shield. FAT doesn't stand for Football Association Trophy. It stands for F*ck All Tuesday, which is what we're certain to get if we put in another performance like this afternoon's pathetic effort.
Only Smith and Clee emerge with real credit, and Beesley, Densmore and Somner were at least average.
Baynes : Sky blue boots ? GLOVES ? ? Only needs a bloody snood to look the complete T**t he played like.
Brown : A one-footed embarrassment - can't even provide the basics.
Joseph : I've seen him play worse, but I've seen Sunday League players play better.
Denham : Assuming we have the same ref for the replay, I hope he's sufficiently embarrassed to have been rumbled when he gave up chasing a 50-50 ball and fell over holding his face, NOT TO TRY IT AGAIN ! Should have been booked for simulation. He is NOT a "through the middle" striker and shouldn't be wasted as such.
Williams : I have never seen him so badly embarrassed. Their guy gave him a total nightmare. His complaint to the linesman was laughable, and was treated as such !
Coburn : Yes he made some good stops, but I thought his handling was dodgy, and his positioning on the opener was awful.
Curzon are a tidy team, but we should still be beating the likes of them. And a word for the officials today - I thought they worked well as a unit, and couldn't be faulted.