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[thegazelle]

phil (tunnel steward)
what the feck were you doing in the gym thats like me admitting i went to a salad bar

[TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe]

phil (tunnel steward)
what the feck were you doing in the gym thats like me admitting i went to a salad bar

It's a little known fact that Phil Taylor makes a decent living as a Madonna tribute act in the pubs of Sale and Stretford, hence his frequently-sighted presence wearing a pink leotard in that gym whilst practising his routine to Hung Up.... 

[Jezza]

It's a little known fact that Phil Taylor makes a decent living as a Madonna tribute act in the pubs of Sale and Stretford, hence his frequently-sighted presence wearing a pink leotard in that gym whilst practising his routine to Hung Up....

well, that's his story...........

[Mallorca Alty]

It is called getting fit so you can be in the best position to miss the obvious fouls.

[AltyTunnelSteward]

Thanks CA

These people just don't understand do they.

I can forgive Mr Gazelle for indeed he is a legend and he's worked exceptionally hard to develop his physique in the way he has.

Mr Cult is a former school mate and failed Britney Spears impersonator (it's the Beard that's the problem)

And Jezza has never tried to understand Referees or Refereeing as this understanding would prevent a good percentage of the opprobrium he takes great pleasure in spouting

[Uncle Globnasty]

And Jezza has never tried to understand Referees or Refereeing as this understanding would prevent a good percentage of the opprobrium he takes great pleasure in spouting

Isn't that something to do with alien abduction?

By the way, Cult, thanks for the mental imagery a la Partridge lapdance style. I doubt that any amount of money and counselling will rid me of those mental scars.

[AltyTunnelSteward]

Cheers Uncle G.

I thought it was just a slightly less crude way of saying vindictive and uninformed bollocks and I also think it's a pretty ace word too.

I assume that the images which trouble you are those of Mr Cult getting out of a car without his long johns

 

[Uncle Globnasty]

Cheers Uncle G.

I thought it was just a slightly less crude way of saying vindictive and uninformed bollocks and I also think it's a pretty ace word too.

I assume that the images which trouble you are those of Mr Cult getting out of a car without his long johns

 

Yes, I was torn between alien abduction and a cream to be used on dry and sensitive skin (a problem I often encounter...anal probe or oily cream?). It is a good word though.

As regards the mental imagery, you would not believe some of the screenings in my cranial cinema. A lap-dancing tunnel steward and a long johnless cult (Waco style) are the least of my worries.

[Jezza]

Unfortunatly the problem is I understand referees a bit too well.