Let's buy the allotment from Trafford MBC and flip the pitch - that'll make us popular!
Make Golf Road the 'front door' and main stand with the extra room we get, housing players / hospitality etc - would have to be a hard stop at the mast, but the fan zone could be tucked away where the stand has to finish (i.e. it wouldn't go all the way down the pitch).
The new 'Golf Road End' can be the end that's currently in the allotments, with the away fans on the 'Chequers End' which is now running down the side, thus losing competitive advantage. Again this wouldn't quite run from end to end if we have to avoid that annoying sub station - but at least the ground retains some character.
Main Stand and Family Terrace can stay as they are, albeit now behind a goal. The CSH would end up outside the pitch perimeter, but that doesn't matter.