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[JTH]

Maybe its the creeping insomnia, but having looked at the results since GH departed and news of tonight's fighting display which was so absent at Blyth, I'm suddenly feeling all optimistic. Even if you include that Eastbourne game, I make Ken's League record as P17 W5 D6 L6 Pts 21. That works out at about 1.24 points per game, which, if averaged out across a full 46 game season would total 57 points - good enough for a respectable lower mid table finish. I'm not suggesting we'll hit the heady heights of 14th or 15th, but statistically at least, we've been showing that type of form since mid September.

Right more sums to do to try and get to sleep..

A Godfrey Abbot supporters coach leaves the Vine at 13:50 at an average speed of 55 mph on the way to Chorley and gets lost in roadworks for 35 mins, at what time does it arrive at Victory Park? Assuming Hugh Cooper arrived at kick off (3pm), by the time the coach arrives how many laps of the perimeter fence has he circumvented whilst being pushed in a shopping trolley at 8 mph? Multiply this sum by the number of cans consumed by Rocky Robin on his journey from Liverpool Street to Cheshunt (journey time 25 mins, allow additional 5 mins for general unpleasantness at Tottenham Hale, RR's cannage rate 1 per 5.8 miles). 

[safe95]

This impossibly difficult conundrum is rendered invalid by the use of the phrase, 'A Godfrey Abbot supporters coach leaves.' Rotting hulks of 48 of these legendary vehicles still litter the lay by at the Vine about which traffic warnings are played on a continuous loop on GMR. The skeletal hand of Kim Brocklehurst clutching a 1975/76 AFC Supporters Association Wallet beckons to unwary travellers trying to lure them off the A56 to a fund raising beetle drive.
 

[taxi Phil]

It must be.........FORTY TWO ! ! ! ! !   

[markecky]

Is it Lisa Stansfield?

[JTH]

Is it Lisa Stansfield?

Now now, too much time spent in the Jocky Wilson suite young man.