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General Category => Altrincham FC First Team => Topic started by: Jezza on April 09, 2010, 11:21:44 AM

Title: O/T help! thath horse joke
Post by: Jezza on April 09, 2010, 11:21:44 AM

The dwarf with the lisp and the horse joke....can someone cleverer than me find it from the archives?

Title: Re: O/T help! thath horse joke
Post by: Paul Cain's Chip Pan on April 09, 2010, 11:47:53 AM

This guy owns a horse stud farm. One day a friend phones him up and says, 'there's this gnome with a speech impediment I know who wants to buy a horse, so I've sent him round to see you.' Sure enough the gnome turns up. The owner asks him, 'do you want a male horse or a female horse?' 'A female horth', the gnome replies. So the owner shows him a mare. 'Nith horth', says the gnome, 'can I thee her eyth?' So the owner picks up the gnome to show him the horses eyes. 'Nith eyth', says the gnome, 'can I thee her teeth?' Again the owner picks up the gnome to show him the horses teeth. 'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the gnome says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the gnome to show him the horses ears. 'Nith eerth' he says 'now, can I see her twot?' With this the owner picks up the gnome and shoves his head deep inside the horse's vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down. The gnome shakes his head and says, 'maybe I should wefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound!'

Title: Re: O/T help! thath horse joke
Post by: Jezza on April 09, 2010, 12:02:42 PM

cheers!!! so funny!

Title: Re: O/T help! thath horse joke
Post by: distancetraveller on April 09, 2010, 12:04:42 PM

Talking of Horses,, A good tip for the National tomorrow.

12/1   Creosote..             

Its very good over fences

Title: Re: O/T help! thath horse joke
Post by: taxi Phil on April 09, 2010, 09:45:07 PM

Does it cover in the one coat you're about to go and get ?