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Title: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: The Teasing Squad on January 07, 2008, 03:31:59 PM
Its a tough one!

But I think with superior physical presence and intimidation from Dennis Birch we'd pull through for 5-3 victory.

The girls would play better football though with a few well taken goals! Plenty of chin tickling in the baths afterwards and Coburn doing his famous mangina impression!  :o
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: Amsterdam Alty on January 07, 2008, 03:35:20 PM
ahh so this is where i've seen coburn before...


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Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: harv on January 07, 2008, 04:09:14 PM
there is no way we could beat the england womens team if we struggle to beat northwich with 8 men
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: wayno on January 07, 2008, 04:16:48 PM
Screw the result; lets hope setanta get the cameras in the ladies changing room for an indepth pre match report.

teasers
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: harv on January 07, 2008, 04:57:11 PM
would that not be 220 toes on view!!!
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: Narcissist on January 07, 2008, 08:40:02 PM
Please could you show your working out for that one harv?

Got to be the lads for me. A few crunching tackles would put it up em!
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: Hamilton on January 07, 2008, 08:51:13 PM
High balls (to tall players, not Chris Senior) and shots to the top corner or lobbed over the keeper and Alty would win
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: Butty on January 07, 2008, 08:52:58 PM
would be a good match, but a contest between one of the girls will sum the game up. She tries to beat him for skill, then Robbie crunches her. Point being, ythey would have the trechnical advantage, but men are a lot stronger
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: harv on January 07, 2008, 08:55:32 PM
sorry Narcissist i forgot the subs so will be alot more toes on view!!!
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: AltyTunnelSteward on January 08, 2008, 12:04:48 AM
High balls (to tall players, not Chris Senior) and shots to the top corner or lobbed over the keeper and Alty would win

The current England Ladies Goalie (Rachel Brown) is somewhere in the region of 6ft tall and probably one of the most agile individuals I've ever encountered.(http://)
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: Amsterdam Alty on January 08, 2008, 12:08:37 AM
The current England Ladies Goalie (Rachel Brown) is probably one of the most agile individuals I've ever encountered.(http://)

Cheeky!!
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: AltyTunnelSteward on January 08, 2008, 12:11:47 AM
And here she is


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:WjBAsqi997NEjM:http://www.blogstoday.co.uk/BlogsImages/Blog19T1yu128X6kX35wNW/rachel.jpg
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: Narcissist on January 08, 2008, 08:02:18 AM
sorry Narcissist i forgot the subs so will be alot more toes on view!!!


Harv, by my reckoning you will be seeing the toes of both sets of players.

I presume you voted 'not sure'
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: Wease de Tease on January 08, 2008, 08:39:49 AM
I think it would certainly be a close shave!
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: Mallorca Alty on January 08, 2008, 01:58:56 PM
I think the England Ladies goalkeeping would let them down. While Rachel Brown is one of the better keepers in Ladies football she messed in the game against U.S.A. The disappointing feature in last years Women's World Cup was the goalkeeping errors. The other point is that there doesn't seem to be many tall goalkeepers. I know the keeper that played at Chester City Ladies was 6 foot 2 , and I remember the Wolves keeper was quite tall and looked like Jana Novotna, but generally I think the average height for Ladies goalkeepers is 5 ft 8.
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: RocketDan on January 08, 2008, 03:03:52 PM
it doesnt matter how good the keeper is.

your forgetting that Alty don't have any shots on target....
Title: Re: Sort out the men from the girls! Alty v England Ladies!
Post by: Brian Flynn on January 09, 2008, 07:22:33 PM
I think the England Ladies goalkeeping would let them down. While Rachel Brown is one of the better keepers in Ladies football she messed in the game against U.S.A. The disappointing feature in last years Women's World Cup was the goalkeeping errors. The other point is that there doesn't seem to be many tall goalkeepers. I know the keeper that played at Chester City Ladies was 6 foot 2 , and I remember the Wolves keeper was quite tall and looked like Jana Novotna, but generally I think the average height for Ladies goalkeepers is 5 ft 8.

Fully agree with this.I was quite impressed with the Womens World Cup but the general quality of goalkeeping was the weakest area.I haven't seen Rachel Brown play very often & she may well be an excellent keeper but she was mediocre at best & often quite poor during that tournament.