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That will be thirty quid please 

At the risk of giving map spmething to shout about it's highly likely that we have actually been hating macc ever since 1903. Out first ever game was against them, a game they won it seems that had a dodgy ref, a terrible offside goal, a handball, gamesmanship and cheating in. 

I can't be arsed to go on confguide and find it but a quouote from someone at the agm is that the fixtures will be out in the last week of June (Mon 25th>). I believe Crawleys cva date is 30th June. At which point one of th efollowing will happen, the majeeds will pay up , they won't and Begbies Trainor will apply for an extension so they can sell the 'chav flat' adn pay off the cva, they won't and the clb will be wound up as the creditors decide to take what they can - in whcih case the BSP will run with 23 teams (leagues line up can't be changed after the agm, switched around that is), they won't and the BSP will just chuuck them out on a technicality adn run with 23 teams. 

"I dunno, was it Di Maggio?" 

a game you boys can only dream of,

*bangs head on the table repeatedly*

Everton, Tottenham, Liverpool, Birmingham. p4 w1 d2 l1 (to the European Champions)

Must admit to having a very wry chuckle at the draw this morning, christ they're not breaking tinpottedness gently to the Leeds bunch are they?
The 2 most financially honest clubs in the country go head to head!

I think you might need to get more police than stewards actually, it's years since Leeds visited anywhere as small as Macc, I think they'll run f**king riot to be honest with you.

Preston v Morecambe is also another good one!

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Cestrian Alty, you didnt happen to goto North Cestrian did you?
I didn't think Chester is big enough to have a North bit if thats what you mean. I'm more from the centre of Chester at the moment.

Cestrian is someone from cheshire, not chester you pleb!

Since when?

I think you might find that Cestrians also come from Chester-le-Street.

Where?

They would be Cestrians-le-street!

The nickname for Chester-le-Street Town are the Cestrians.

I would shoot the stupid little T**t myself for you, we'll swap you for this trog frommacc we seem to have picked up today.

Thanks for the congrats tammy, I'll save this and send it right back at you if Crawley don't get that cva paid in time. I think ourselves, you and Southport were all gunning for 21st position if nothing else, if we're quite honest about it.

Some good signings down at your place, Tony Thorpe must get a few in the BSNorth surely.

I aint your son pal, you aint capable, as for your pathetic questions no im not ashamed disgusted or embarassed and as for fraudulently funding a conference winning side, my answer is you talk sh*t mate.

To be fair, you're right. I don't think I could spawn something like you. 

If your answer is honest that you're not ashamed, disgusted or embarrassed then you've lost your little argument already son. I'm assuming you're too young to remember how your title winning side was put together then. If the best you can do is say I'm talking sh*t then I clearly know more about your little club than you do.