Dear Niall,
Thank you for your letter dated 10/05/10. My client, Mr. Nockin, has instructed me as his agent, to reply.
Your resignation is not only accepted but my client feels it is frankly your own viable option. You have no mandate to continue as a bucket collector. Furthermore my client expects that neither he, nor other supporters of Altrincham Football Club, will be in anyway subsidising the cost of your ongoing education, be it in Newcastle or at The Bucket Collection University of Pietmaritzburg, South Africa.
In the meantime my client assures you that should he see any further examples of unacceptable behaviour involving buckets at Moss Lane, he will raise the matter with his Member of Parliament, and the lead singer of Sigue Sigue Sputnik.
Regards