....... all areas open but no moving between areas during the game.
Because many of the regulars on the Popular Side will need to empty their pee bottles and possibly visit Dawn’s chuckwagon during the match, the “Taking The Knee” will be followed at approximately 15.23 by “Taking The P*ss”.
At this time the referee will blow his whistle to allow the participants the opportunity to cross the pitch to the toilets/Dawn’s cabin. Two minutes later he will again blow the whistle so they can regain their standing positions on the Pop Side. Anyone unable to finish their dribbling will be able to dribble across the pitch upon their return.
Note that passage through the Golf Road end will not be allowed and the Hitler Youth will be in evidence in their yellow vests to ensure compliance. Also note that anyone caught stationary in the walkways or, heaven forbid, resting on the perimeter fence, will be escorted from the ground by the Brown Shirts.
After the match, anyone on the Pop Side will have to leave the ground via the exit gates at the bottom of Golf Road (the gate known as The Fanz’ One) and they will be escorted across the golf links and told to find their way home to Bancroft Road.
The club hopes these arrangements meet the needs of all supporters, especially those at Trafford Borough Council.