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bumble

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Perfume & Fragrence...
« on: January 24, 2013, 04:32:20 PM »

Been tasked as a part of a uni module of coming up with a 2 distinct perfume brands....


If Alty had a perfume, what would it smell of / what shape would the bottle be?

If non-league had a perfume, what would it smell of / what shape would the bottle be?

Any excusee for a research trip back to Moss Lane  ;)
« Last Edit: January 24, 2013, 04:37:53 PM by Stoke Alty »
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markecky

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Re: Perfume & Fragrence...
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2013, 04:36:27 PM »

It would reek of disappointment and angst but you'd still buy it every year.  The bottle would be Jager shaped.
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Re: Perfume & Fragrence...
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2013, 04:46:56 PM »

Smell of chips beer and sweat not the best smell in the world all ways under achieved but its addictive and keeps you buying more
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@AltyDaz

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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2013, 06:07:52 PM »

lint.
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flaggerN

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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2013, 06:13:53 PM »

Smell of part thyme  and be proud to wear it    would sell well if you get the right pitch   
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thegazelle

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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2013, 06:32:23 PM »

Alty the fragrance  would have a strong aroma of ambition and hope but with disappointing finish that fades away. But a small and very faithful client base.
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Re: Perfume & Fragrence...
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2013, 06:38:40 PM »

do we get some of the uni credits too if we help?  How about old pipe tobacco and the smell of a cold tuesday night
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Re: Perfume & Fragrence...
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2013, 07:42:35 PM »

How about Eau De Bovril?
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taxi Phil

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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2013, 08:32:41 PM »

Greasy chip butty. The reusable bottle bears the legend "Come fill me again".
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2013, 08:44:32 PM »

It would reek of disappointment and angst but you'd still buy it every year.  The bottle would be Jager shaped.
brilliant
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Re: Perfume & Fragrence...
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2013, 01:00:49 PM »

I'd release a Golf Rd special that smelled exactly like weed.
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WTF why do you need some sort of drug to have a good time at a party ffs

York Alty

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Re: Perfume & Fragrence...
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2013, 01:02:41 PM »

I'd release a Golf Rd special that smelled exactly like weed.
god yes...rare visitor to Moss Lane these days but every time I go there is that lovely smell!
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markecky

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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2013, 01:09:39 PM »

Smell of part thyme  and be proud to wear it    would sell well if you get the right pitch   

This deserved much more recognition than it got...
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