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[Mostonian]

I'm an FC fan and after reading the predictions of rampaging, drug fuelled Visigoths due to descend on North Cheshire I decided to wear my next door neighbours American football helmet, his son's skateboard knee pads, my chain mail butcher's apron and my 18 hole steelies.
Anyway, I got near the ground and heard nothing. So obviously I was wary, looking this way and that when all of a sudden a loose paving stone crept up on me due to all my armour giving me a reduced field of vision (I had a neck brace on and could only deviate four degrees from the horizontal) and casing me to go arse over tit.
It's a disgrace that a Conference team can't afford a bit of Tarmac. If you don't do it for me, do it for the kids. They're the future.

[thegazelle]

kids are not the future whipper stoppers are the future and in somecases the grade 2 listed past.

Glad to see it all went off without a murmur (very predictable) hope you enjoyed your night out

[Alty365]

Lack of tarmac is insignificant compared to the lack of one's own stadium.

And the lack of stoppers makes both of the above look like a walk in the park!   

[Mostonian]

Lack of tarmac is insignificant compared to the lack of one's own stadium.

How very tiresome and trite.

[Alty365]

Not to mention true!

[Mostonian]

Not to mention true!

Is it not also true that you were formed, originally in 1891, and played "on a variety of fields in Broadheath, West Timperley and Altrincham" until 1903?
Twelve years eh? Let's see if we can beat you. And in the meantime we're doing a little better than various fields, wouldn't you say old chap?

[infamy]

Have you heard the rumours that FC are going to buy Moss Lane, and you will stay as our tenants?
Rachman was nothing ....

[Alty365]

Not to mention true!

Is it not also true that you were formed, originally in 1891, and played "on a variety of fields in Broadheath, West Timperley and Altrincham" until 1903?
Twelve years eh? Let's see if we can beat you. And in the meantime we're doing a little better than various fields, wouldn't you say old chap?

Times have changed a little since the end of the 19th century though, wouldn't you say? Hardly a fair comparison!

[infamy]

You're right Alty365.

I suddenly feel like a waif and stray, shoeless, wandering the streets of Bury.
I'm not sure we'll get through another winter *sniff*

[Popeye]

Not to mention true!

Is it not also true that you were formed, originally in 1891, and played "on a variety of fields in Broadheath, West Timperley and Altrincham" until 1903?
Twelve years eh? Let's see if we can beat you. And in the meantime we're doing a little better than various fields, wouldn't you say old chap?

Times have changed a little since the end of the 19th century though, wouldn't you say? Hardly a fair comparison!

Yes since then, non league has sprouted from that field in Broadheath like something Professor Hawkin would merely theorizes about, quite magical.  

Still I think you could do with mending the pavement, I too stumbled on a slab near the ground but luckily I was wearing a padded duvet

[markecky]

Have you heard the rumours that FC are going to buy Moss Lane, and you will stay as our tenants?
Rachman was nothing ....

I've heard with the losses you make each year you'd be lucky to buy Chris Lane never mind Moss Lane.

[Popeye]

Have you heard the rumours that FC are going to buy Moss Lane, and you will stay as our tenants?
Rachman was nothing ....

I've heard with the losses you make each year you'd be lucky to buy Chris Lane never mind Moss Lane.

Innit, some of the FC players last night were playing with no shoes on for christ sake.........by the way can you spare us 20p for a cup of tea fella?

[Mostonian]

Not to mention true!

Is it not also true that you were formed, originally in 1891, and played "on a variety of fields in Broadheath, West Timperley and Altrincham" until 1903?
Twelve years eh? Let's see if we can beat you. And in the meantime we're doing a little better than various fields, wouldn't you say old chap?

Times have changed a little since the end of the 19th century though, wouldn't you say? Hardly a fair comparison!

Sir, sir, sir!!!
Stop bringing facts to my attention that destroy my cosy view of the world.
Yes, times have changed. It's now much harder, and much more expensive to find land to build a football ground on.
Makes me wonder why you pissed about for twelve years.

[blackpoolalty]

Not to mention true!

Is it not also true that you were formed, originally in 1891, and played "on a variety of fields in Broadheath, West Timperley and Altrincham" until 1903?
Twelve years eh? Let's see if we can beat you. And in the meantime we're doing a little better than various fields, wouldn't you say old chap?

Times have changed a little since the end of the 19th century though, wouldn't you say? Hardly a fair comparison!

Sir, sir, sir!!!
Stop bringing facts to my attention that destroy my cosy view of the world.
Yes, times have changed. It's now much harder, and much more expensive to find land to build a football ground on.
Makes me wonder why you pissed about for twelve years.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

[Popeye]

Not to mention true!

Is it not also true that you were formed, originally in 1891, and played "on a variety of fields in Broadheath, West Timperley and Altrincham" until 1903?
Twelve years eh? Let's see if we can beat you. And in the meantime we're doing a little better than various fields, wouldn't you say old chap?

Times have changed a little since the end of the 19th century though, wouldn't you say? Hardly a fair comparison!

Sir, sir, sir!!!
Stop bringing facts to my attention that destroy my cosy view of the world.
Yes, times have changed. It's now much harder, and much more expensive to find land to build a football ground on.
Makes me wonder why you pissed about for twelve years.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

Ahhhh that explains it