Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
If the scores are looking gammy
Don't grumble, be a Tammy
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...
...always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life
Always look on the light side of life
Always look on the light side of life
Conference National is sh1t
When you look at it
With Alty, Woking, Southport, Grays and York
Conference North is not a horror
We get to thrash Nuneaton Borough
So if it happens this is what we’ll sing ….
...always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life
Always look on the light side of life
Always look on the light side of life
For footballs’ quite absurd
Relegation's the last word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about the win - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it – it's your last chance anyhow ……. So ………
… always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
The Conference is s**t
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and relegation’s here
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Remember we’ll be back in just a year
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the Tammy side of life
Always look on the Lamb’s side of life
Always look on the Jose side of life
Look on the Graeme Law side of life
Look on the Adie Smith side of life
Look on the Simon Weaver side of life
Look on the Emmet Friars side of life
Look on the Micheal Briscoe side of life
Look on the Ricky Bains side of life
Look on the Kyle Storer side of life
Look on the John McGrath side of life
Look on the Darryl Taylor side of life
Look on the Michael Touhy side of life
Look on the Simon Heslop side of life
Look on the Matty Williams side of life
Look on the Jon Stevenson side of life
Always look on the Taiwo side of life
Always look on the Jakey side of life
Look on the Steve Burton side of life
Always look on the Millsy side of life
Always look on the Geebo side of life
Always look on Bob Andrew’s side of life
Always look on the Shed side of life
Always look on the Tamworth side of life
And always look on the bright side of life
look at that for optimism