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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Worst Ever Game?
« on: November 20, 2009, 06:24:53 PM »
worst games ever for me ...

woking away 4-0 lose on a (early 90's) thursday night the game before theywere at wembely , there sub player/keeper saving a penalty and just everything went wrong also there keeper cockface batty came back on and had a great game after receiving treatment

or 3-7 against slough long ago with jamie spencer in net that was terrible , kidderminster fa thropy q/f 5-0 lose (lee hughes hatrick) or freezing my ass of at general chemicals in sub zero tremptatures

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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Coburn
« on: October 21, 2009, 06:12:43 PM »
i thought it was a free kick on the left side just out side of the box but i was a drunkard that day as usual so probably wrong , thxs for putting me straight  ;D

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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Greg Young's Hair
« on: October 21, 2009, 06:10:43 PM »
all i can say is ray sidderily (bad spelling)  end of hair comments because at least he has hair mines going grey and balding not good

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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Your Best Alty Story Ever...
« on: October 16, 2009, 11:09:36 PM »
I remember setting off bright and early to Welling in a car i'd just bought off my step dad with Hash,Ev and Torps. He'd advised me not to go because the fuel pump was on it's way out but being 18 and always knowing better i totally ignored him and went anyway despite not being in the AA or RAC! Anyway i picked the lads up and armed with the directions off we went. All was going brilliantly,traffic was great,car was flying and we made great time and we arrived safely about half one. Only problem was we arrived in Welwyn which was absolutely nowhere near Welling! Only being young and not really travelled around much i'd written down directions for totally the wrong place! Not to be deterred we parked up and headed off to WH Smith to have a nosey at an atlas to see if Welling was still possible. After working out it was only a couple of inches on the map we thought we'd give it a go,only problem was when we got back to the car it wouldn't start! The fuel pump that was on its way out had totally given up! We spent the entire day marooned in a place where we really didn't want to be. Luckily Hash's Dad was good enough to come and pick us up and  brought his mechanic mate along to see if he could do anything with the stricken car which he couldn't without a new fuel pump. So the car was left abandoned in Welwyn and all the the way home Ev had to lye across the rest of us in the back of the car because there was six of us in a five seater! I had to go back to Welwyn the next day with my stepdad to fix the car and it turned out there was a new fuel pump in the boot all along which he just hadn't had time to fit! That weekend left alot of people very unimpressed with me!



what a legendary day out that was , couple of things ya forgetting torps kickin of with about 10 cocks from welyn  , inviting us down for a fight ev being pissed from 10 am till 4 am and the fact you had the spare part in ya boot which you foorgot to mention rofl what a day

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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Which big FA cup games did you miss?
« on: October 16, 2009, 02:01:01 PM »
i wish i had missed that fabulous trip to preston where the locals entertained us with there jolly japes and wondeful personality and also get smacked over the head by a police horse .... what fun we had that day

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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Help Required
« on: August 27, 2009, 05:41:58 PM »
if you mange to get a car go m62 , m60 manchester orbital  off at stretford heading into manchester , take the mancunian way of at ashton old road follow your nose into the sh*t heap and look for the flies festering

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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: No trams in August
« on: July 18, 2009, 08:53:00 AM »
also you can get a cab  ;D feel free to hire me if not from altrincham bus station it should cost you 4.50 ans a additional 20 per-person , sale will cost you around  9.50 and manchester 21.00 ish

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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: An AFC Wimbeldon view of Alty
« on: May 10, 2009, 09:01:56 PM »
excellent balanced review espically about the history of the club  it makes a change from we should be beating these type of comments which im sure we will all enjoy in the new season

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Altrincham FC First Team / wtf is going on at stockport
« on: May 06, 2009, 05:34:19 PM »
They have sacked there manager to save money


http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_5289141,00.html

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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: FC United miss out on playoffs
« on: April 26, 2009, 03:50:21 PM »
im proud of all the other teams that ive never heard of that kept them there ;D

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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Team v Woking
« on: February 21, 2009, 04:26:58 PM »
looks like alty could lose there record of 9-2 the way the muff are playing sooooooo unfair :'(

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i shall be traveling in my taxi cab with 4 exiled vics fans in it charging them over £60 1 way because of double time on boxing day ;D ;D

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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: The Best.....?
« on: December 03, 2008, 05:12:17 PM »
SEASON:1992/93 many drunkun trips around the country notably daz rimmer swinging from the yeovil goal posts after 3 0 win

MANAGER:John King (for coming around to away end during said game and asking rimmer to stop swinging from the post :) )

KEEPER: Andy Gorton

DEFENDER: Andy Reid

MIDFIELDER: Ricky Harris

WINGER: Chris Sharrat

STRIKER: Andy Green

CULT HERO: Ray Sidderily (the hair)

KIT: Black and Yellow away kit

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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Topical Alty Trivia Question
« on: October 13, 2008, 12:34:33 PM »
1981, American pop and folk duo Simon and Garfunkel came together for the first time in 11 years to play a concert in New York's Central Park to an audience of 400,000

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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Team news and updates
« on: August 25, 2008, 12:15:31 PM »
typical get up late and  miss the game if we win i wont set foot in moss lane this season must be a omen

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