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This topic seems to come around every now and again, and as you'd expect from Alty fans there is always no shortage of offers from those - including me - with relevant skills / technology / contacts.

I played golf with a friend on Altrincham Municipal on Saturday afternoon, and...having recently moved to the area, he asked me how much it was to go and watch, as we could hear the crowd prior to the York game. He was quite noticeably shocked, when i delivered the "Roughly £14.00" news...

Key to any marketing activity at Alty, whether in pubs, schools, bus stations, ice rinks or whatever...is a proposition that represents clear value. The noise coming from ML on Saturday clearly attracted the interest of my mate, he was further hooked by me telling him that York would bring a big crowd, and we even do "Tikka" flavour pies!

£14.00 however, just doesn't sit with those that are not engaged with Altrincham Football Club in the way everyone on here is.

It's been said many times on here...but the free entry / £5 for subsequent games type offer is surely worth giving a whirl, in filling some of the couple of thousand spaces we have at every game.

Comments about us paying £15 each for a round at Alty, duly expected! :-D

It's not the cost of the round ... but when you were playing it - and where you should have been (you bad lad!) 

Thought (hoped) you'd flounced off?

200-odd there last night

It's hardly the biggest chore to hear people speaking a foreign language

Happened on Tuesday to Myself and Mrs S! 

Former Alty left-back Danny Adams, and striker Michael Twiss, once an Alty trialist, have joined Stalybridge Celtic -

Linking up with ex-morecambe boss JH. Looks like Stalybridge could be coming up on the rails for a play-off win. Personally, I'd like to see them beat Droylsden in the final (or, even better, Droylsden in the semi and Scouseport in the final)

I have a piano exam on Weds so not sure if I can make it Tues

If you're trying to match Gunner for obscurity, Roy, it's a good effort but not really in the same class  (Have a 'G' for the attempt!

I was on nights and thus was awake for 2 days solid. Had to drive there in my 'car' which was an ex post office viva van sprayed metallic blue!

The thing I remember most is the song we sung - well I sung with the three mates from work who came with me because I made it up! (which is the only way I could remember the goalscorers). There was a thread on here quite some time ago about who the scorers were and I found myself singing the song to answer the question.

The song?

Jingle bells, jingle bell, jungle all the way
oh what fun it is to watch the robins win away
(repeat)
Riding through the snow to get to rotherham
To see the super robins stick it up their bum.
Malcolm bailey scored, Barry howard got number two
And those super robins had rammed it up their flue

Oh jingle bells (etc)

So, no current players please, although I doubt any of them come close to some of the tripe that pulled on the shirt in the unibond days.

I'll kick it off with Darryl Royle.

I know weve had a thread like this before, but its a bit of friday fun and im bored. Nothing malicious, but someone has to have been the worst so lets re-open the debate.

By the way is that a typo? Do you mean Darren? Otherwise you've named someone who was so bad that Ive blacked out the memory!