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General Category => Altrincham FC First Team => Topic started by: casper on February 09, 2010, 05:56:10 PM
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Our old friend colin peake, seems to be throwing his toys out his pram again.
i started to feel sorry for him, until i remembered what he did previously.
http://fgrforum.publicitymatters.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2719&sid=beab99ad9f547cee33c45c1e1fdb38b1 (http://fgrforum.publicitymatters.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2719&sid=beab99ad9f547cee33c45c1e1fdb38b1)
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Had enough time to spout off that rant though didn't he. Always has time to be fiddling round other clubs too.
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Colin Peake. The epitome of self-centred, bias, bigotted, two-faced, back-stabbing, sh*t-shovelling, muck-raking, underhanded skullduggery, chicanery and sh*thousery.
I feel very sorry indeed for him.
I truly hope that FGR finish fourth bottom at the end of the season and his subsequent monkey-tricks and attempts to build cases against other clubs fail to save them. It's about time some other league had a basinful of him don't you think?
PS: Sorry about that everybody. If you know anything about me, you will realise that that was completely out of character (most of the time ::))
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I love the way he seems to begrudge taking a club flag for someone's funeral "having to collect a flag for one of the coffin's because no one else in Stroud could do it and deliver it to the undertakers, so I had to waster two hours driving from Gloucester to Stroud on Thursday evening."
Even if you do resent "Wasting 2 hours" I don't think anyone but a thoughtless, insensitive bigot would complain about it.
In the words of a grafitti-ist "Cook Pass Peake"
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I'd copied and pasted the funeral comments for similar comment as you JD.....the wasting 2 hours bit was priceless....if it was my son's death i wouldn't want it used like this to blow up someone's self importance.
Deary me what a cock I'd be embarassed to have this jerk at my club.
Peake knows he's gonna be busy.....4th bottom.
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He is a vile man...seen this kind of statement somewhere before haven't we..
"No doubt the Football Conference will now be seriously looking at Rule 8.6 and the possible expulsion of Chester City under this rule. If such action ensues this will not help us for obvious reasons but again I believe it is right we keep our counsel at this time and await a speedy resolution so we can adjust accordingly to protect the long term interests of the football club and the Ltd Company""
Wonder if he has emailed around every club bar Chester City in a bid to gain support, or threatened the Conference with the highest court in the land?
Lest we forget... http://ftgotg.blogspot.com/
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he is a prick and a T**t. dunno how he does it, but he does.
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And he wonders why a lot of people don't like him!!!
Yes,we all know the consequences if a club cannot fulfill its fixture, you don't need to spout off about Rule 8.6 FFS
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I just get the impression he didn't need to stop mid rant to go and check the rule book for which number rule it was, do you?...
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he learnt that book inside out. an officious little T**t who doesn't get out much.
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I never liked him due to the underhanded way he went about attacking us in Robinsongate but at least then I could see that the devious (&^*&% was at least doing what he thought best for his own club and so I could in a very tiny way understand his actions (I would still be appalled if anyone from Alty did what he did).
The bit about "wasting time driving two hours" to provide a flag for a funeral is just breath taking. I mean how would you feel if you were a relative - it appears elsewhere in the rant that he actually attended the funeral and yet is prepared to publicly declare a gesture of support from the club to a loyal fan (presumably as he wanted the club flag draped over his coffin) a "waste of time". The man clearly has no feelings at all, could he have said anything more insulting or at a more insensative time. I didn't think it possible but he has sunk even lower.....no matter what he does for that club if I was a fan of theirs (shudder at the thought) I would be insisting that he leave and never come back for that one comment alone.
In his own words
"Then on top of that we sadly had the death of two supporters and it was my duty to ensure the club honoured their memories, including me having to collect a flag for one of the coffin's because no one else in Stroud could do it and deliver it to the undertakers, so I had to waster two hours driving from Gloucester to Stroud on Thursday evening."
It was my duty to ensure the club honoured their memories - I just can't believe how he can't see what he has just done.
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I have to agree about the 'wasting two hours' comment. I've always taken comments about this chap with a pinch of salt, having never really read THAT much into what he had to do with our relegation, but that is just horrific. He should be honoured to be working within a club that means so much to a guy. The fellow needs to get out of football as soon as possible, or at least hire a new 'PR' guy!
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Interestingly, Mrs Peake must have had an inkling about how her son might develop as he grew up, when she had him baptised “Colin”.
By calling him so, his name became an anagram of
One Cak Pile
Or as we say up here in Bury when we’re shovelling faeces onto the dung heap:
“E.….pile cak on” (this is a local tradition along the lines of cheese-rolling and wellie-wanging).
When I worked this anagram out I was a bit concerned that the perceived spelling of the slang for excrement needed an extra “c” as in “cack”. I was hoping his full name might be Colin C Peake, but I can’t find if it is.
Even Colin R Peake would be helpful as he would then be like one crap and would probably crap like one.
Undeterred, I Googled “cak” and lo and behold the Dictionary of Playground Slang has it spelt as either “cack”, “cak” or “kak”, it being derived from the Afrikaans word “kak” meaning sh1t.
The full definition is here:
http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=4&t=2498
Buoyed by this discovery and feeling like I was on a roll, I looked at the Urban Dictionary here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cak
Wow! You may think these are even more appropriate, and there are 12 definitions to choose from. Apparently “cak” is also the slang word for a “Giant monster penis” or it could be an acronym for “Corporate Ass Kisser” or “a person of obnoxious or inept character” and perhaps best of all “Caks are those small little jalk wannabe bitches that everyone can, and wants to kick the sh1t out of all the time”
I won’t mention number 10 as I don’t want to get thrown off this list after my first post, but it leads to the phrase “Oh my f****** God, I think I may have just cakked myself”
Seriously though, I think Mr Cak Pile does sterling work for FGR, single-handed apparently, and I’m only joshing, Col mate. Where would we be without Colin “like a ponce” Peake?
I feel a tribute song coming on……………….”Colin Peake is like a…..”
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Interestingly, Mrs Peake must have had an inkling about how her son might develop as he grew up, when she had him baptised “Colin”.
By calling him so, his name became an anagram of
One Cak Pile
Or as we say up here in Bury when we’re shovelling faeces onto the dung heap:
“E.….pile cak on” (this is a local tradition along the lines of cheese-rolling and wellie-wanging).
When I worked this anagram out I was a bit concerned that the perceived spelling of the slang for excrement needed an extra “c” as in “cack”. I was hoping his full name might be Colin C Peake, but I can’t find if it is.
Even Colin R Peake would be helpful as he would then be like one crap and would probably crap like one.
Undeterred, I Googled “cak” and lo and behold the Dictionary of Playground Slang has it spelt as either “cack”, “cak” or “kak”, it being derived from the Afrikaans word “kak” meaning sh1t.
The full definition is here:
http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=4&t=2498
Buoyed by this discovery and feeling like I was on a roll, I looked at the Urban Dictionary here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cak
Wow! You may think these are even more appropriate, and there are 12 definitions to choose from. Apparently “cak” is also the slang word for a “Giant monster penis” or it could be an acronym for “Corporate Ass Kisser” or “a person of obnoxious or inept character” and perhaps best of all “Caks are those small little jalk wannabe bitches that everyone can, and wants to kick the sh1t out of all the time”
I won’t mention number 10 as I don’t want to get thrown off this list after my first post, but it leads to the phrase “Oh my f****** God, I think I may have just cakked myself”
Seriously though, I think Mr Cak Pile does sterling work for FGR, single-handed apparently, and I’m only joshing, Col mate. Where would we be without Colin “like a ponce” Peake?
I feel a tribute song coming on……………….”Colin Peake is like a…..”
OMG ROFLMFAO ;D
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I am proud to award you your first Goodwin. Simply the best post I've read this year - and thank God for a fellow wordplay enthusiast !
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/f/forest_green_rovers/8507767.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/f/forest_green_rovers/8507767.stm)
listening to his voice sounds like being garrotted with cheese wire
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buryalty.
mega post captain. MEGA.
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After numerous FGR fans posted messages of support he still doesn't sound happy!! My god he goes on and on and on and....
Thank you to those who have sent personal messages and it is as a result, that I have taken time to read the above posts and respond to some of the comments passed.
I confirm I am not employed by the club and the small amount I receive from the club does not even pay for my landline or mobile, nor my own computer (which I had to recently change at a cost of £400), electricity costs etc etc. If the club had to pay for me full time like most other BSP clubs the average going rate is around £25k pa. I am well out of pocket and until only 9 months ago I was in full time employment. In fact now after certain legal issues were resolved last week I can seek other employment. Therefore to put the record straight I am not retired. What I receive is a basic token for the experience I give to the club over rules and regualtions and attending meetings. One slip by me could cost the club thousands of pounds and therefore the BoD recognise I should be financially rewarded for that knowledge, albeit it is a pittance. I was asked recently to return to the Board and as explained I have been asked to assume the role of Vice Chair to see the BoD through the inugrual meeting of shareholders. Until that meeting I do not even have a vote.
If someone would like to take over the task of Press Officer (Football only and not Ltd Company) then they can, Please step forward as Terry has done with the PA on match days.
Paul Stonehouse - I was not aware until I got to Wimbledon that he had an injury problem and I am told he wanted to play but was advised not too because he is a vital cog in the rest of the season as opposed to a couple of matches. As I have already stated I had what I thought was more important things to resolve on Saturday at Wimbledon than who was playing. Therefore another Press Officer or someone who will be at ALL away matches would be useful to liaise with the web-site.
I have continually over the years in my role supported the Team Manager, backroom staff and the players. Why? Because it is part of my duty. Yes some may have lost the plot, are in a learning curve, struggling against a backdrop of other issues which always affect any management team. Having said that I know the present encumbent David Hockaday is working hard and I will continue to support him, like I did all those before. In my opinion he is doing a difficult job at this time and he really needs a blank canvas to work with before I or anyone else should be too critical of him. Yes he gets some things wrong but hey who in management doesn't. At least he does not whinge like others before him. I see Mark Cooper didn't last long at his new club. Already we have postings about how he would make a good manager at FGR. He couldn't cut it at the Posh and no doubt he had issues to contend with. Whether supporting him longer than they did would be great in hindsight we will never know. Why anyone wishes to be a Manager is personally beyond me at times because of its precarious nature.
It has already been stated by someone about the poor take up of shares and of course this impacts right across all we try to do within the Ltd Company. This needs addressing at the meeting of shareholders. At this time WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER. It is not just the Manager the players or the BoD. It is about us ALL. If you wish to know the true picture then become a shareholder and all will be revealed on 25th. I will not shirk from the responsibilities being placed on me to chair that meeting.
The main thing which bugs me constantly is comment from those who ought to know better, those who hold some capacity in the club, yet fail to recognise the hard work which a lot of people are doing. This is not just about me. The ordinary fan who pays his money and thinks this entitles him to slag off anyone where and when they want will never bother me. It is those who have a collective voice within the club and still think they can say what they like. This can be damaging and there is always two sides to any story. Just think before you say what you want and consider what damage am I causing to the club I profess to support.
Give me the likes of Sam Reid who dropped what he was doing yesterday to come and give me a hand over the issue of making the West Terrace accesible. Of course I recognise that every supporter cannot for various reasons do as was the case with snow clearing but EVERYONE can be a genuine supporter. Would man have ever reached the moon, would we have stormed the beaches on D-Day to liberate Europe. I am sure you get my drift. Let me repeat we are in this TOGETHER. Unity does not cost anything and despite being 2 - 0 down on Saturday I was heartened to hear a number of supporters still chanting for the team. Others came up and expressed an honest view about the result but realistically knew this was not a match which we had targetted to win. Had we got soemthing from it then good. Of course we should all be trying our best to win every match but it will not happen, so we need to make sure our efforts are focused. If the wheel does come off the proverbial wagon then I want to know we have the resilience to mend it and get it back on the road for the next trip.
I am not happy where we are at this time in the league but one thing is certain we will not survive unless we all stick togther. Those with long memories will know we have been here before and we should know what is required. Not turning up tonight to support the team because of this, that or something else is not doing anyone any good. It is negative and does no good in times of adversity. The only thing it does is kill us financially when we can least afford it.
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"We have been here before and know what is required". Oh sh*t - we are ABSOLUTELY sure about that international clearance aren't we ?