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[The Sound of Silence]

Should we defeat Macclesfield

Yes we mustn't forget we Haverhill to climb in beating Macclesfield before we play Sudbury. By the way, of all the forms of wit, puns are the Lowestoft them, so we should all be ashamed of ourselves

I must get out more, because its Suffolkating in here.

[taxi Phil]

Should we defeat Macclesfield

Yes we mustn't forget we Haverhill to climb in beating Macclesfield before we play Sudbury. By the way, of all the forms of wit, puns are the Lowestoft them, so we should all be ashamed of ourselves

I must get out more, because its Suffolkating in here.

Surely that should "Eye must get out more....."

[Hemel Alty]

FFS. Its as if Hamilton never really went away.

[York Alty is back]

Bring Hamilton back!

[The Sound of Silence]

Should we defeat Macclesfield

Yes we mustn't forget we Haverhill to climb in beating Macclesfield before we play Sudbury. By the way, of all the forms of wit, puns are the Lowestoft them, so we should all be ashamed of ourselves

I must get out more, because its Suffolkating in here.

Surely that should "Eye must get out more....."

That has to be Wortham massive round of applause for Romeo 48.

[The Sound of Silence]

In anticipation of impending complaints from our esteemed moderators, although Iken safely say that there are things we have all Dunwich we are ashamed of, I have learned my lesson Brightwell, and these are now l-Ips-wich will never utter another Suffolk town pun on this forum.

[Ashley Alty]

Shaw Lane lost their appeal to the FA by the way. 

They player in question came from Vics 

[taxi Phil]

Shaw Lane lost their appeal to the FA by the way. 

They player in question came from Vics 

FA = F***ing A***holes

[ToffeeBlue]

Best to keep one's Great Yarmouth closed......

[The Sound of Silence]

Best to keep one's Great Yarmouth closed......

You can't get round the Suffolk ban simply by switching to Norfolk. Suffolk towns, we don't Needham. Market well, you will never find me producing a Suffolk town pun again, at Leiston this thread.

[taxi Phil]

Best to keep one's Great Yarmouth closed......

You can't get round the Suffolk ban simply by switching to Norfolk. Suffolk towns, we don't Needham. Market well, you will never find me producing a Suffolk town pun again, at Leiston this thread.

Perhaps he thought switching to Norfolk Woodbridge the gap between people who love puns and those who'd like to Banham.

[The Sound of Silence]

Best to keep one's Great Yarmouth closed......

You can't get round the Suffolk ban simply by switching to Norfolk. Suffolk towns, we don't Needham. Market well, you will never find me producing a Suffolk town pun again, at Leiston this thread.

Perhaps he thought switching to Norfolk Woodbridge the gap between people who love puns and those who'd like to Banham.

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"

Whilst I am, since the "Eye" joke, your greatest fan (and straight man), I wouldn't like you to think you can just Bungay couple of Suffolk towns into a post and get away with it, without us taking the Hinton this forum. You could easily get us both into Orford trouble with the moderators. 

[ToffeeBlue]

If a Suffolk golfer suffers from the Yips, which course of treatment should he take?

[The Sound of Silence]

If a Suffolk golfer suffers from the Yips, which course of treatment should he take?

Admirable as the wit Offton on display on this thread is, it is Hadleigh subtle, and it has become increasingly Clare that this matter Wilby regarded very seriously by the moderators once they Rede the latest posts and Cotton on to what is happening here.

Incidentally, in view of my repeated transgressions of the Suffolk ban, I tried to report my own post to the moderators, but the site told me I could not do this. What is a schizophrenic to do? Both of us are unanimous in asking this question.

[The Sound of Silence]

Incidentally, in view of my repeated transgressions of the Suffolk ban, I tried to report my own post to the moderators, but the site told me I could not do this. What is a schizophrenic to do? Both of us are unanimous in asking this question.


It has been suggested that I should open another account so I can report each other's posts. In considering names I have rejected the following:

Mrs Robinson - gives totally the wrong gender idea

Scarborough Fair - wrong team

America - wrong country

The Boxer - haven't got a dog

The choice seems to lie between 2 names very appropriate to this season, namely:

April Come She Will

and

Slip Slidin' Away

which do we prefer?

I would get out more but I always wish I was Homeward Bound.