Burnley:
Pre match - Sanders in MEN "it's teams like Burnley and Bury that are denying us our rightful FL place" (Draw was Burnley or Bury v Alty, followed by Wrexham or Stockport or Tottenham v Bury or Burnley or Alty - a bad winter with lots of postponements)
Travel to match - crappy Inter City from Euston to Preston, even crappier rattler across to Burnley. Plan for return was Burnley - Victoria, Piccadilly - Euston at 0027 (the train I usually used after midweek games).
Match - terraces at the side of the ground, not behind the goal. Wierd to watch from there. BH misses sitter at 0-1, absolutely slaughtered in second half - Trevor Steven scores hat trick: he's a bit good I thought
Travel home - "want a lift on the coach to Alty?" No, it's fine: I've got my train tickets. Last train from Burnley to Victoria cancelled, looks for phone in pub to call home. Me to barman "Do you have a phone?" "A what?" "A telephone?" "Don't know what the f*** you are talking about". Decides to hitch, picked up by really creepy guy with large amounts of porn scattered around car. "Reach under the seat" he says. "Why?" (nervous) "I've got a gun under there!" Releived to get out at M6 Junction. Several hours later, picke up by lorry driver and dropped at M6 / M56 junction- therefore illegally trespassing on motorway. Decides to walk along M56 to Alty, picked up by police at 3 o'clock in morning and eventually dumped in Hale Barns. Knocks on mum and dad's front door at nearly 4 o';clock more pissed off than you can possibly imagine.
Beat that!