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[Jezza]

If your bird has cheated on you two or three times and each time you decide to have her back because its better than speed dating and pot noodles, eventually you have to realise that she might not be the right one for you and put her stuff in the garden.

Bastards been reading my diary

Bastards have been reading my wife's diary.

[Narcissist]

Its speed dating that got me into this mess in the first place. I was whizzing my tits off and I just didnt realise what a horrible cow she was.

Anyhow as for vics, I said this last time they were having one of their car crashes that like a dying dog they should just be put down and start again as a fans club, unlike AFC Liverpool and FC Im a knob in (bury)Manchester I think they have perfectly good reason to start a properly run football club.

The tax thing is a joke. If I tried that over here when I got my tax bill Id be sent to prison. Millions of other tax payers put HMR first in their list of priorities with earnings, perhaps jim rushe should stop thinking he has some exemption, no better than connett that scum bag.