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Title: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: NauticaPete on July 10, 2007, 04:31:06 PM
To the tune of Daddy Cool:

"Cavell, Cavell Coo-oo, (strings) Cavell, Cavell Coo-oo, duh duh duh duh duh dun Cavell....."
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Amsterdam Alty on July 10, 2007, 04:32:51 PM
nice call lets hope he's good enough for us to sing that now!
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: The Fan on July 10, 2007, 04:54:56 PM
How about "Who the Cavell Coo are you? Who the Cavell Coo are you" !!!???

Or, to the Jungle Book song (dont know its name) - "Cavell Coo - oo - oo, I wanna be like you - oo - oo .... I wanna play like you, run like you too - oo - oo"

Or to Spandau Ballets "True" - "Its Cavell Coo - oo, Its Cavell Coo - oo - oo ...... I know I know I know I know  ........

Note: All song ideas withdrawn if hes pants !!!! ;o)   
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: lukealty12 on July 10, 2007, 05:03:40 PM
tonight the night for new songs?

Any new songs for the new players?
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: altrincham on July 10, 2007, 06:09:12 PM
"How about "Who the Cavell Coo are you? Who the Cavell Coo are you" !!!???"

cracking that would be a laugh on the terraces.
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Ballers on July 10, 2007, 06:27:31 PM
Coo Coo Coo Cavell is our left back, Coo Coo Coo he'll never let you score.

God how I hope this lad is an effin brilliant left back and we sign him ;D
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Unemployed Coalminer on July 11, 2007, 06:58:25 AM
What about this Alvin Stardust song, although some changes would be needed i think.

Coo! Coo! I just want you
I really love the things that you do
Come on ! Love-a-me too
Won't you be my coo ca choo
Sweetness - I like your dress
I love the way you know you're the best
I'm in love! an' I'm in a mess
I really want you coo ca choo
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: markecky on July 11, 2007, 08:14:15 AM
I'm trying to fit "Kidsgrove in two years" into a chant but just can't do it.
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Ballers on July 11, 2007, 11:01:25 AM
Try 'Leek in One' instead!
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Jezza on July 11, 2007, 11:09:36 AM

May I suggest an amended version of the Stardust song?

Coo! Coo! I just want you
I really love the things that you do
Even though you're right footed too
Won't you be my coo ca choo
Sweetness - I like your dress
I love the way you know you're the best
Even though you're right footed too
I really want you coo ca choo
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Amsterdam Alty on July 11, 2007, 11:20:12 AM
another amendment:

Coo! Coo! I just want you
I really love the things that you do
Even though you're right footed too
Won't you be my coo ca choo
I like your red and white Kit
And when you stay Fully Match Fit

Even though you're right footed too
I really want you coo ca choo
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: teasybeaver on July 11, 2007, 01:08:16 PM
Black Lace's classic - Agadoo:

Cavell-coo-coo-coo, wont you clear the ball for me,
Cavell-coo-coo-coo, give it little if he's free
With his left, with his right, off his head or off his knees
He's called Cavell Coo and he plays for the Alty!!!!

Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: SW on July 11, 2007, 01:43:26 PM
Certainly the first time I've seen Agadoo called "A Classic"

Wonder if its on Itunes..........
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: markecky on July 11, 2007, 01:59:50 PM
Waterloo by Abba?

Cavell Coo- how does it feel, you've won the ball
Cavell Coo -  overhits more passes than Aspinall
Cavell Coo - couldn’t kick with his left  if he wanted to
Cavell Coo - now we know why you were released by Crewe
Cacell Coo - we think the left sides not for you


Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: teasybeaver on July 11, 2007, 02:02:52 PM
Waterloo by Abba?

Cavell Coo- how does it feel, you've won the ball
Cavell Coo -  overhits more passes than Aspinall
Cavell Coo - couldn’t kick with his left  if he wanted to
Cavell Coo - now we know why you were released by Crewe
Cacell Coo - we think the left sides not for you




Thought i'd smashed it with agadoo but that just blew me right out of the water!

Bit negative though ecky, were you not impressed last night?
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: markecky on July 11, 2007, 02:17:50 PM
Its taken me three and a half hours but it was worth it I think.

I just don't like right fotted left backs that have to cut inside to do anything.  It gets sussed by professional teams in about 3 seconds. I'm sure he is a nice guy.
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Ballers on July 11, 2007, 02:21:58 PM


Thought i'd smashed it with agadoo but that just blew me right out of the water!

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Smashed it? Why because you were the second person in the thread to come up with the agadoo version?  >:(
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Unemployed Coalminer on July 11, 2007, 02:39:35 PM
I'd rather have a good right-footed left full-back than a not very good left-footed one. Anyway wouldn't a right-footed player be better at tackling an attacking player who cuts inside?
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: markecky on July 11, 2007, 02:56:35 PM
I'd rather have a good right-footed left full-back than a not very good left-footed one. Anyway wouldn't a right-footed player be better at tackling an attacking player who cuts inside?

Surprisingly, so would I.  Not sure where I stated I  liked not very good left footed ones. 

In my experience of playing in defence it is far easier ti stop a right footed left back from knocking the ball down the line and getting rid of the ball than a left footed one.  It is also easier to stop a right footed left back from crossing it in should he get past you, as you know he will will have to turn back to cross it giving you a couple of extra seconds to block.
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: teasybeaver on July 11, 2007, 03:03:02 PM


Thought i'd smashed it with agadoo but that just blew me right out of the water!


Smashed it? Why because you were the second person in the thread to come up with the agadoo version?  >:(
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Firstly, perhaps you could point out the first attempt?

Secondly, what are you so angry about ballers? It was a comment made to ecky not you. You're a negative prick, who always seems to be angry with someone on here. Hopefully this will give you something to be really angry about instead of a harmless thread about songs for a player who hasn't even signed for us.

I've tried to be polite but i cant be arsed today. sorry
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Ballers on July 11, 2007, 03:21:14 PM


Firstly, perhaps you could point out the first attempt?

Secondly, what are you so angry about ballers? It was a comment made to ecky not you. You're a negative prick, who always seems to be angry with someone on here. Hopefully this will give you something to be really angry about instead of a harmless thread about songs for a player who hasn't even signed for us.

I've tried to be polite but i cant be arsed today. sorry
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Well, firstly I was just about to post and say to ignore it re agadoo cos I haven't got a clue what I'm talking about as i got mixed up.

secondly, they're smileys, just getting added on. I think they're all banterish and that's how it was meant. I'm not genuinely crying/emnbarrassed/cool/sad/angry if there's one attached. Honestly, I'll manage to get on with my life if I wasn't the first person to match a weird name for a trialist full back to an agadoo song.

Thirdly, there's no need for that but I'm not going to get really angry about it. That would be even more pointless wouldn't it.

p.s. You can f**k off anyway  >:(
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: harv on July 11, 2007, 03:36:35 PM
I wonder whether i tickle ballers chin he will get moodier teehee
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Ballers on July 11, 2007, 03:43:21 PM
I wonder whether i tickle ballers chins he will get moodier teehee

I've corrected your post for you Harv.  ;)
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: harv on July 11, 2007, 03:47:37 PM
aw thanks but you do have 2 chins so it is correct!!!!
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Jezza on July 11, 2007, 03:50:12 PM
Firstly I think Ecky's chant is brilliant and the clear winner.

Secondly we've had this right footed left back argument before..just before the 'cote took over the reins and re-introduced 'sub standard' left back Chris Adams and that left winger from Cheadle (can't remember his name but he was a taxi driver and then he broke his leg).

The balance these two players bought to the side meant rhe rest of the side was able to function brilliantly even though the left winger did practically nothing..when he got the ball he was able to take it on his left and pass it straight on with his left without turning like the titanic to get it onto a right foot.

It is far better to have a slightly worse player who is left footed than a brilliant right footed player who slows play down and loses possesion every time he gets it coz it's on his wrong foot...as proved by the aforementioned player change where worse players came in and we were a better side for it.

Look what happened when right footed Phil Neville played for england at left back.....rest my case.

Ayyyy thank you
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Ballers on July 11, 2007, 04:10:03 PM
The whole thing we argue about is exactly what Jezza said, that we don't have a natural left back. If we're going to have a right footed one then unless he's as good as say Denis Irwin was then I'd happily have a fully fit Alty legend that is Gary Scott doing exactly that job.

Coo actually looks an ok player but as we discussed last night, why doesn't he just say 'Im a right back' and be really good at it, then hell get a decent gig.

Cavell, you're best position is over here mate!
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Ballers on July 11, 2007, 04:11:13 PM
The whole thing we argue about is exactly what Jezza said, that we don't have a natural left back. If we're going to have a right footed one then unless he's as good as say Denis Irwin was then I'd happily have a fully fit Alty legend that is Gary Scott doing exactly that job.

Coo actually looks an ok player but as we discussed last night, why doesn't he just say 'Im a right back' and be really good at it, then hell get a decent gig.

<--- Cavell, you're best position is this way mate!
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Ballers on July 11, 2007, 04:12:08 PM
God, I'm having difficulty with this quote function today, I must have lager withdrawal symptoms :-[
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on July 11, 2007, 04:14:11 PM
God, I'm having difficulty with this quote function today, I must have lager withdrawal symptoms :-[

Try typing your posts with your left foot rather than your right one...
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on July 11, 2007, 04:23:06 PM
Firstly I think Ecky's chant is brilliant and the clear winner.

Secondly we've had this right footed left back argument before..just before the 'cote took over the reins and re-introduced 'sub standard' left back Chris Adams and that left winger from Cheadle (can't remember his name but he was a taxi driver and then he broke his leg).

The balance these two players bought to the side meant rhe rest of the side was able to function brilliantly even though the left winger did practically nothing..when he got the ball he was able to take it on his left and pass it straight on with his left without turning like the titanic to get it onto a right foot.

It is far better to have a slightly worse player who is left footed than a brilliant right footed player who slows play down and loses possesion every time he gets it coz it's on his wrong foot...as proved by the aforementioned player change where worse players came in and we were a better side for it.

Look what happened when right footed Phil Neville played for england at left back.....rest my case.

Ayyyy thank you

Jezza,

Sean Smith is the name that eluded you.
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: teasybeaver on July 11, 2007, 04:48:50 PM


Firstly, perhaps you could point out the first attempt?

Secondly, what are you so angry about ballers? It was a comment made to ecky not you. You're a negative prick, who always seems to be angry with someone on here. Hopefully this will give you something to be really angry about instead of a harmless thread about songs for a player who hasn't even signed for us.

I've tried to be polite but i cant be arsed today. sorry

Well, firstly I was just about to post and say to ignore it re agadoo cos I haven't got a clue what I'm talking about as i got mixed up.

secondly, they're smileys, just getting added on. I think they're all banterish and that's how it was meant. I'm not genuinely crying/emnbarrassed/cool/sad/angry if there's one attached. Honestly, I'll manage to get on with my life if I wasn't the first person to match a weird name for a trialist full back to an agadoo song.

Thirdly, there's no need for that but I'm not going to get really angry about it. That would be even more pointless wouldn't it.

p.s. You can f**k off anyway  >:(
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You just don't get it do you?

 ;) er.  Now that is banterish!
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Ballers on July 11, 2007, 05:08:19 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: altrincham on July 11, 2007, 05:11:49 PM
   WHO THE CAVELL COO ARE YOU!!

 ;D
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: altyf on July 11, 2007, 07:35:17 PM
to the tune of brian adams, everything i do

everything i do, i do it for cooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: markecky on July 11, 2007, 08:42:45 PM
Ballers has spoilt my crowning glory, the pinnacle of my forum career.

That song was better than "supplies!"
Title: Re: Cavell Coo song?
Post by: Ballers on July 11, 2007, 09:32:34 PM
I can't even remember what it was now. I think you're looking for this Ecky  >:(

Anyway, let's cheer ourselves up, the jokes thread...