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Dougals Dad

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They've always had sh*t on that pitch...
« on: June 15, 2011, 04:45:08 PM »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-13776435

A football club has begun spreading cow manure at its ground to create what it believes will be the first organic pitch.
The move is part of Blue Square Bet Premier club Forest Green Rovers' ongoing plans to become more eco-friendly.
Club chairman Dale Vince also runs green electricity company Ecotricity.
Manager Dave Hockaday said the smell was "a little bit lively, but the pitch is looking magnificent".
Groundsman Stewart Ward said it would take about two years for the ground to be declared organic by the Soil Association.
"On a farm you've got to have a period of three to five years for chemicals to be leached out of the ground," he said. "It's only around two years for a sports ground."
The club will meet the Soil Association on Thursday to discuss exactly what they need to do to become officially organic.
Red meat was taken off the menu at the ground in February, and plans for the club to become more environmentally friendly are in the pipeline.
Mr Vince said: "We've got a solar project planned, we're looking at LEDs for the flood lights, and we're also looking to collect the rain water from the main stadium and collect the drain water from the pitch so that we can recycle the water round and round.
"We're also looking at sinking a bore hole so that we can feed the pitch with spring water."
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Re: They've always had sh*t on that pitch...
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2011, 04:59:38 PM »

Peake will be planting a couple of fkn trees in the 18 yd box soon so he can save a few bob on centre backs.

It might be an eco club but it is still a fkn souless sh*thole
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Re: They've always had sh*t on that pitch...
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2011, 06:28:38 PM »

LOL it is a bunch of crap just read it this minute
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Re: They've always had sh*t on that pitch...
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2011, 09:02:43 PM »

That'll be one hell of a borehole seeing as they sit on the top of the earth. Good luck drilling.
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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2011, 09:34:01 PM »

That'll be one hell of a borehole seeing as they sit on the top of the earth. Good luck drilling.
As opposed to Peake who's one hell of an arsehole.
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Re: They've always had sh*t on that pitch...
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2011, 10:26:00 PM »

That'll be one hell of a borehole seeing as they sit on the top of the earth. Good luck drilling.
As opposed to Peake who's one hell of an arsehole.
And nobody wants to drill there
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Re: They've always had sh*t on that pitch...
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2011, 11:07:48 PM »

That'll be one hell of a borehole seeing as they sit on the top of the earth. Good luck drilling.
As opposed to Peake who's one hell of an arsehole.
And nobody wants to drill there


A certain Scotsman begs to differ  ;)
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Re: They've always had sh*t on that pitch...
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2011, 12:18:17 AM »

If you're going to Forest Green Rovers, be sure to wear flowers in your hair, if you're going to Forest Green Rovers, you're gonna meet some gentle people there.......man.
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Re: They've always had sh*t on that pitch...
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2011, 02:50:40 PM »

The whole thing smells a bit dodgy to me.
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Re: They've always had sh*t on that pitch...
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2011, 03:48:42 PM »

That'll be one hell of a borehole seeing as they sit on the top of the earth. Good luck drilling.
As opposed to Peake who's one hell of an arsehole.
And nobody wants to drill there

Quite possibly. Am I the only one who finds your avatar quite alarming?

A certain Scotsman begs to differ  ;)
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Re: They've always had sh*t on that pitch...
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2011, 04:33:08 PM »

Even with the caption Uncle G? It's just a picture of Steve after experiencing Transexual Tuesday at OXFAM Altrincham. Steve was simply "born this way"  ;D
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