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[SW]

It's not so much the difficulty of the tie - I think we can give any team in this league a game on our day. It's more the fact of it being such a long way for people to go just after Christmas.

On a purely selfish note I can walk there in 20 mins.

[Dougals Dad]

It's not so much the difficulty of the tie - I think we can give any team in this league a game on our day. It's more the fact of it being such a long way for people to go just after Christmas.

On a purely selfish note I can walk there in 20 mins.

Continuing with the Dover/Fleetwood puns

Scaling our usual heights of cleverness.

[distancetraveller]

i suppose everyone will be CARPING on about this now 

[Knutsford Alty]

Can we SCALE down the fish jokes please, in fact lets draw a LINE on it 

[Leon]

I meant for none of this.

[Knutsford Alty]

HAUL yourself together laddie  

[thegazelle]

Dover should no LING er on there way to Fleetwood as they should expect a warm WHELKome they will however find he Journey a DRAG. Any SEINE man should put the money from His PURSE on them LANDING a DRAW as they have a new signing to KEEP NETS. 

I apologise for that, my InTENCHions were only to give you a RUDDy good Laugh and the puns have left me FLOUNDERING but as you may have GUessed i am a DAB hand at this some people said it didnt maTURBOT i do apologise.

[boltonrobin]

Dover might take the BAIT by not taking Fleetwood seriously, which might look a bit FISHY with those poor SOLES who do the POOLS.  

(oh dear me what I am doing)

Cod only knows?

[Knutsford Alty]

Take a BOW young man

[Dougals Dad]

Dover should no LING er on there way to Fleetwood as they should expect a warm WHELKome they will however find he Journey a DRAG. Any SEINE man should put the money from His PURSE on them LANDING a DRAW as they have a new signing to KEEP NETS. 

I apologise for that, my InTENCHions were only to give you a RUDDy good Laugh and the puns have left me FLOUNDERING but as you may have GUessed i am a DAB hand at this some people said it didnt maTURBOT i do apologise.

Someone's been TRAWLING through their repertoir!

[chesteralty]

What's an FA Trophy 2nd round?

Are we allowed to compete past the first round?

It would be good to knock Wimbledon off their PERCH however (to continue a theme)

[gunners11]

altrincham 3-1 wrexham       altrincham 2-1 wimbledon

[Sarf London Alty]

On a slightly different tack, if anyone was thinking of staying on the Friday or Saturday night, Travelodge at Kingston is available for £19 on the Friday night and £29 on the Saturday night. Ground is about a 15 minute walk from the town centre.

I have stayed in that very hotel, you are about 1 minutes walk from Oceana, massive nightclub open til about 3am. Even by Travelodge standards it is a tad basic but at those prices who can argue. Unbelievably even IF (note BIG IF) we do get through I doubt I'll be able to go anyway, it's only 12 miles from my front door too, arse.

[Jenga]

Dover might take the BAIT by not taking Fleetwood seriously, which might look a bit FISHY with those poor SOLES who do the POOLS.  

(oh dear me what I am doing)

COD almighty!!!

[Jacko]

CODTASTIC!!!!!!!!