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[Narcissist]

"There was a flashpoint when Lee Elam clattered his former team-mate Chris Lane very late. Lane reacted angrily and had to be restrained from setting about the Northwich man who received a yellow card (57 mins). It was Elam's third booking in his three games to date with the Vics. Chants to the ex-Alty man to the effect that his trousering of an allegedly large pay packet at the Vics was the reason their club being in financial trouble were amongst the more printable ones aimed in his direction by the Popular Side (57 mins)."

Actually 3 in 4. Does anyone connected with Alty know what a fact is? 

If there were a league table for figure plucking (read it carefully!!), you'd be top by a country mile!

I presume all reference to Banim being a complete fat bastard have been put on hold 'til he next scores against you.

Read this carefully;

We won again 1-0 FACT. We have our own stadium FACT. We pay all of our players and creditors in full FACT. You are 24th in the table FACT. Banim is fat FACT. Banim scored the winner FACT.

Do you need some carefully plucked figures to add to the facts? Bare in mind that we dont owe anyone money and we aren't paying mercenaries from the South ridiculous amounts to keep us rooted to the bottom of the table. Given your current situation i would say that it is NVFC club officials who are guilty of plucking figures out of the air at random.

Seeing as we wont be playing you for a long time I see no reason to have any sympathy for you any more, its gone, now go and play on the Droylsden forum ready for next year, if you're lucky.

Why would I go on the Droylsden forum when I can have more fun here with the likes of you?

At least Alty Dave has a sense of humour.

And what do you mean NVFC club officials pull facts from the air? Jim Rushe said just three weeks ago that he's 85% of the way to purchasing the stadium. He was 90% of the way there a few weeks before that by the way.    That's about the standard of the information we, as fans, our getting from our club.

Final Q just how DO you know how much our players are getting paid. I'd love to know.

I said read carefully you idiot!

I never mentioned pulling facts from the air? I was referring to the ongoing percentage figures you managed to remember.

You can stick around and troll all you like. I suppose you will have no other contact with the BSP soon. Enjoy the rest of your dismal season you tit.

[CB]

Northwich fan or not, can we stop the personal insults please??

[Little CamVic]

I said read carefully you idiot!

I never mentioned pulling facts from the air? I was referring to the ongoing percentage figures you managed to remember.

You can stick around and troll all you like. I suppose you will have no other contact with the BSP soon. Enjoy the rest of your dismal season you tit.

...you mean the figures I mentioned in the post AFTER yours. Are you pyschic?   

You did in fact say " i would say that it is NVFC club officials who are guilty of plucking figures out of the air at random".

Did you not detect that I was perhaps agreeing with you on that comment?

Don't assume that just because I'm a Vics fan I always have views different to your own.

[Narcissist]

Northwich fan or not, can we stop the personal insults please??

no

[Narcissist]

I said read carefully you idiot!

I never mentioned pulling facts from the air? I was referring to the ongoing percentage figures you managed to remember.

You can stick around and troll all you like. I suppose you will have no other contact with the BSP soon. Enjoy the rest of your dismal season you tit.

...you mean the figures I mentioned in the post AFTER yours. Are you pyschic?   

You did in fact say " i would say that it is NVFC club officials who are guilty of plucking figures out of the air at random".

Did you not detect that I was perhaps agreeing with you on that comment?

Don't assume that just because I'm a Vics fan I always have views different to your own.

Right, I said plucking figures out of the air not facts, FACT.

Its not about you agreeing with me, its about having naff all else to say to alty fans than we make minor exaggerations or errors in reporting facts about your half-arsed club. Its a sad day that vics have got nothing better than that to throw at alty, i'd say not even worth bothering, but thats up to you.

It makes a statement about where you would prefer to spend your internet time, with us and not on your own forum creating diatribe about how bad things are.

I'll leave the 'personal' insults for now, not that I am aware that you are officially lacking intellegence (idiot) or in fact resemble a breast (tit). Im not entirely sure it was personal, between two people using a pseudonym? We dont want to get anyone upset on our highly charged super serious forum.

[Jenga]

Oh Dear Oh Dear.

[Dougals Dad]

Final Q just how DO you know how much our players are getting paid. I'd love to know.



We all know the figures is NOTHING - FACT !!!

Now go and do the ironing or something more useful than trolling our forum - goodbye.

  Half truth maybe but not a FACT!

But I like trolling your forum!

As for ironing - I pay other people to do that!

Do you employ ironers from Sussex?

[Little CamVic]

Right, I said plucking figures out of the air not facts, FACT.

Its not about you agreeing with me, its about having naff all else to say to alty fans than we make minor exaggerations or errors in reporting facts about your half-arsed club. Its a sad day that vics have got nothing better than that to throw at alty, i'd say not even worth bothering, but thats up to you.

It makes a statement about where you would prefer to spend your internet time, with us and not on your own forum creating diatribe about how bad things are.

I'll leave the 'personal' insults for now, not that I am aware that you are officially lacking intellegence (idiot) or in fact resemble a breast (tit). Im not entirely sure it was personal, between two people using a pseudonym? We dont want to get anyone upset on our highly charged super serious forum.

Jeez OGC, chill dude 

Trust me I spend far more time on my own forum.

You did kind of miss the main point of my original post though. Alty fans have a habit of exaggerting figures to make a point...you then start convincing yourselves they're true and before you know it a complete fabrication becomes FACT (as you say). That is all.

Now go and put you're feet up, grab a beer and chill. I can see you've had a bad day.

[Sleepy the dwarf]

"There was a flashpoint when Lee Elam clattered his former team-mate Chris Lane very late. Lane reacted angrily and had to be restrained from setting about the Northwich man who received a yellow card (57 mins). It was Elam's third booking in his three games to date with the Vics. Chants to the ex-Alty man to the effect that his trousering of an allegedly large pay packet at the Vics was the reason their club being in financial trouble were amongst the more printable ones aimed in his direction by the Popular Side (57 mins)."

Actually 3 in 5. Does anyone connected with Alty know what a fact is? 

If there were a league table for figure plucking (read it carefully!!), you'd be top by a country mile!

I presume all reference to Banim being a complete fat bastard have been put on hold 'til he next scores against you.

On a slightly lighter note . . . .  did anyone else notice that this post, that was basically making a dig about mistakes with facts, had to be edited from saying 3 in 4 games to say 3 in 5?

A bit like rain on your wedding day.

[Paul Cain's Chip Pan]

I can't believe how "off topic" this thread has gone! 

[Toff Apple]

A bit like rain on your wedding day.
[/quote]
or a free ride when you have already paid

[Little CamVic]

On a slightly lighter note . . . .  did anyone else notice that this post, that was basically making a dig about mistakes with facts, had to be edited from saying 3 in 4 games to say 3 in 5?

A bit like rain on your wedding day.

I noticed. 

I was put off by the original figure. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it! 

[Amsterdam Alty]

A bit like rain on your wedding day.

or a free ride when you have already paid
[/quote]
like good advice that you just cant take

[fuertes]

A bit like rain on your wedding day.

or a free ride when you have already paid

like good advice that you just cant take
[/quote]

Sorry to steal Ed Byrne's routine, but two of those three are NOT ironic. FACT 

[York Alty]

bloody hell, what was all that about then?