Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Hamilton]

For those who can't be bothered finding a translator:

to whom it may concern.

it has come to our attention that a group of English bastards want us to make the following announcement.

We can confirm that Mr Frank Sinclair is completely sober before and after the football game on Saturday. In particular, he did not drink 6 pints of lager in the bar at half time. Therefore, we can also confirm that Mr. Sinclair is completely sober when he claimed that Bastard English telephoned him and threatened him. The only reason to make such a claim, then, is if he was completely bonkers. Mad as a hatter actually.

Because of this, we wish to apologize to anyone who was offended by Mr. Sinclair and his funny tweets.