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General Category => Altrincham FC First Team => Topic started by: ArmchairAlty on December 07, 2010, 05:41:52 PM

Title: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
Post by: ArmchairAlty on December 07, 2010, 05:41:52 PM
Great bit of marketing for the club, I was delighted to receive this through the door today, including a full A5 page ad for the upcoming 4 home fixtures and highlighting the hospitality packages on offer. I will be tearing it out of the book and putting it up in my office ;D

Well done to all involved, there will be hundreds of homes who receive the handbook this week, I hope it gives the matchday coffers a boost over the next few games.

Title: Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on December 07, 2010, 05:43:44 PM

There's been a full page Altrincham FC advertisement in that publication for months.

Title: Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
Post by: ArmchairAlty on December 07, 2010, 05:45:22 PM
Ah, well I have never received it until today, so got quite excited :)

Title: Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
Post by: Mick on December 07, 2010, 07:12:40 PM
True Cult, but it is a good ad......and took me longer to read than the other 38 pages added together......including Puppy Parties and Professional Christmas Tree decorators ffs
Title: Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
Post by: York Alty on December 07, 2010, 08:17:48 PM
..."including Puppy Parties and Professional Christmas Tree decorators" - people can spen theor cash any way they want but for FECKS SAKE THIS IS LUDICROUS WHILE THERE ARE HUNGRY PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.

Title: Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
Post by: Mick on December 07, 2010, 08:53:03 PM
...."book a free appointment with our dedicated puppy nurse or book in at one of our puppy parties with our qualified dog trainer"......"Socialise your puppy with other puppies"..
Title: Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
Post by: Mick on December 07, 2010, 08:58:08 PM
"professional tree decorating service to any scheme....gift wrapping service"..."just call santas little helper for a free no obligation consultation and take the stress out of Christmas" ::)
Title: Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
Post by: taxi Phil on December 07, 2010, 09:20:35 PM
Perhaps if some of the hungry people were relocated to Hale......
Title: Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
Post by: (S)ALTY on December 07, 2010, 11:51:54 PM
Perhaps we should have a free puppy admission day ?  ;D

(Bring your own bog roll!)
Title: Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
Post by: fuertes on December 08, 2010, 08:52:30 AM
..."including Puppy Parties and Professional Christmas Tree decorators" - people can spen theor cash any way they want but for FECKS SAKE THIS IS LUDICROUS WHILE THERE ARE HUNGRY PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.

This.

We had our very first copy of the Harpenden Newsletter the other day. In it was an advertisement for a '5* Cat Hotel'. It included an a la carte menu and spacious rooms. Pathetic.
Title: Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
Post by: ArmchairAlty on December 08, 2010, 09:41:11 AM
Spacious rooms?!?! How much room does a cat need? Enough space to swing itself?!?!

Madness.
Title: Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
Post by: York Alty on December 08, 2010, 04:07:40 PM
i am livid with this bollocks now.

for f**kS sake.
Title: Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
Post by: Jimmy Hill on December 08, 2010, 04:57:12 PM
I'm sure those people who spend money sending their cat to a 5* cat hotel think spending £80 to watch non-league football at the other end of the country is a waste of money.