Surely you all know that we shouldn't even be competing with teams as huge as Nuneaton. They are way above our ambitions and we are not fit to lick their boots.
I just thought I'd write Mike Garrett's programme notes for him.
If Gainsborough win tonight which they are doing at half time,we can be OFFICIALLY relegated on Saturday if we lose and Telford and Gainsborough win.
Gainsborough end up losing so the OFFICIAL relegation drags on a bit longer.
Looking at Gainsborough's seven remaining league fixtures, you wouldn't fancy them to add too many points to their current tally:
Saturday 25/03/2017 Gainsborough Trinity vs Darlington 1883
Saturday 01/04/2017 Chorley vs Gainsborough Trinity
Saturday 08/04/2017 Gainsborough Trinity vs Stockport County
Friday 14/04/2017 Gainsborough Trinity vs Salford City
Monday 17/04/2017 Brackley Town vs Gainsborough Trinity
Saturday 22/04/2017 Gainsborough Trinity vs Kidderminster Harriers
Saturday 29/04/2017 FC United Of Manchester vs Gainsborough Trinity
Which makes it all the more galling that we have somehow contrived to donate six points to them this season, including that abject 3-2 home defeat back in January.