Where to start with that?
Firstly, play stupid games (leave your best defender and best midfielder on the bench), win sh*t prizes.
We dropped Lewis Baines for a lad we signed because he was Ollie Byrne's cousin.
If rotation is such a big thing, then why doesn't it apply to Elliott Osborne like it does to the others?
And on that subject, today was Osborne-Ball. Slow, ponderous, side to side, backwards... and then, never fear! - a lovely floaty diagonal long ball. Let's just hope it doesn't get picked out of the sky. Oh.
George Wilson has his merits, but he's a Mini-Osborne. Either one of them with Marriott is fine, but we're horrible with those two together.
The one fella I'll give a shout out to is Regan Linney, who did his best despite naff all happening around him. Alex Newby in particular had a shocker.
I think I saw Lewis Banks go down the line once. Every other time he checked back inside and went backwards. That must have been a tactical instruction.
The passage of play between our goal and their equaliser is about as disgusting as it gets. Paid them far too much disrespect and fair play to them for taking advantage. Like the Bronley home game on steroids.
Did I mention that I think Elliott Osborne is a myth? Are we praising him because he's just not been rubbish?